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Toes Tell / Whose Shoes?

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This combo of two shorts about feet, produced by the Encyclopedia Britannica, will have you saying “I wish the Internet had killed encyclopedias sooner!”

It’s psychedelic, it’s aimless, and it’s all about FEET, FEET, FEET! Just kidding, that’s not all it’s about, there are also some shoes. Does it teach valuable health lessons about caring for your feet? No, it doesn’t even try! Does it teach about the various types of footwear used in different careers? No, keep dreaming!

Feet at the park, feet in the dirt, combat boots stomping across the playground, they’re all part of the dark carnival that is Toes Tell / Whose Shoes?. This duo of shorts is honestly one of the weirdest, most inexplicable relics we’ve stumbled across (with our feet), and it’s the perfect blank canvas for Mike, Kevin and Bill to walk all over (with their feet!).

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason

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HD High (1.06 GB)

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Average: 8.7 (107 votes)

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Movie Decade

Release date

April 3, 2019


9 minutes