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The Expendables

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It's kind of tough for me to differentiate between movies and real life, but I'm pretty sure it's historical fact that the Nazis dug up the Ark of the Covenant, and when they opened it, their faces melted off (wow, Indiana Jones sure messed up not letting it get to Hitler – nice work, genius). The moral to this tale: some things are best left buried and forgotten.

That being the case, here's Sly Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Eric Roberts in The Expendables. I no longer have a DVD of this movie – it's being examined by top men. Top... men.

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Poster art by Jason Martian
Poster art by Jason Martian

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September 13, 2012