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Safety As We Play

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Keeping our children safe should be one of society’s top priorities. And who better to trust with such an important task than the lunatics who taught us the term “Fancy Headdress”, ACI Films?

Yes, the garbage-fusing enthusiasts at ACI somehow didn’t waste all the grant money they were allotted one fiscal year, and Safety As We Play is the unfortunate result. Now kids can learn how to cross the street from the same people who used monkeys to teach us “doing words.”

Featuring a song that we believe may be the most nutless piece of arrhythmic garbage since The Calendar and How to Use It, Safety As We Play is another hallowed entry in ACI’s Pantheon of Crap. Pop a lude, throw out your rhyming dictionary, and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the film that put the A-C-I in ‘Educational’!

Additional contributors:
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

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Movie Decade

Release date

August 5, 2016


7 minutes
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