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Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka runs a website. This website is on the internet. It is called "Something Awful" and you may access this website by typing in whatever device you typically use to accomplish internet-related tasks.

Unlike Neal Patrick Harris, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka does not continue to demonstrate his creative versatility as Barney in the hit CBS comedy series HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. In fact, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka has never even seen this show. He has, however, watched a TV show about some old man attempting to catch a train. He does not recall the name of this program, or why the old man wanted to board the train. Perhaps he left something important on it, like his briefcase or a hat that brings back memories of his distant daughter. Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka has never portrayed himself or anybody else in the feature film comedy HAROLD AND KUMAR 2.

A native of Lee's Summit, Missouri, Kyanka currently spends a lot of time in Lee's Summit, Missouri. His wife, Megan, and daughter Lauren also spend a lot of time in Lee's Summit, Missouri, usually in their house, which is where they currently live. Much of his time is spent cleaning up urine. Such is the price of internet fame.

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