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My Mother Was Never a Kid

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During a subway-induced coma, teenager Victoria flashes back to her mother’s childhood and realizes, despite all their arguments, her mother had actually been a kid once herself.

One with questionable judgment but nonetheless -- drop your backpack by the door, get some Fruit Wrinkles and Capri-Sun, and join Bridget and Mary Jo for this very special After School Special.

Written by: Bridget Nelson and Mary Jo Pehl

Contributing writer: Zachary Shatzer

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Legacy devices (129.53 MB)
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High (TV) (628.43 MB)
HD Low (398.9 MB)
HD Medium (633.43 MB)
HD High (3.5 GB)

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Average: 9.4 (91 votes)

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Release date

May 12, 2019


32 minutes