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Adventures of Captain Marvel: Human Targets (Chapter 7)

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The ending of Adventures of Captain Marvel Chapter 6 left us all with a serious cliffhanger… would our valiant heroes find the strength to keep going and riff another episode? The answer is here at last, with the sequentially named Adventures of Captain Marvel Chapter 7: Human Targets!  

As the episode opens, Captain Marvel is bested by his mysterious rival The Scorpion when he gets… electrocuted. Yeah, Captain Marvel goes down hard from a normal old electrocution. They were still figuring out how to build a superhero back then.

Meanwhile, The Scorpion’s crew of beef-headed gangsters continues to plague Betty with kidnapping attempts. You’ll never believe the deeply stupid method one of them employs to give her car a flat tire, or that they managed to film it without anyone actually dying. We also spend a lot of time with Whitey, the world’s worst sidekick, as he whines about office duty. Thrills!

And, most importantly, Captain Marvel gets to casually murder a couple more guys. He kills with a smile, and you have to love him for it! Because if you don’t, he’ll kill you.

Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for another heaping bowl of serial, Adventures of Captain Marvel Chapter 7: Human Targets!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason, and Zach Shatzer

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Poster art by Carmen Cerra
Poster art by Carmen Cerra

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Average: 9.5 (24 votes)

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Movie Decade

Release date

April 23, 2024


15 minutes
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