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- Name:Gary and Erin SlasherLocation:IowaAbout Me:
Introducing Hor-RIFF-ic Productions, an all new commentary team the likes of which you have never seen.
Meet Gary and Erin Slasher, the goriest couple in movie riffing to date. He’s your typical cleaver wielding psychopath and she’s a brain devouring zombie with a heart of gold.
Having failed to make it in the horror movie biz themselves they’ve set out to do the next best thing -- cut their successful collegues to ribbons with sharp tongues and razor-like wit! No horror movie is safe. It’s going to be a bloodbath!
Please wear protective goggles and Scotch Guard the carpet or it will stain.
Interests:Killing Promiscuous Teenagers, Eating Brains, Watching Horror Movies
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no spaces
When I typed up all those suggestions I put each one on its own line with a space between for easy reading. But when my words were posted it was all mashed together, hard to read, and made me look even more brain damaged than I am.
suggestions for riffing
I'd like to hear you sink you teeth into:
Halloween
Texas Cahainsaw Massacre
Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers
Hellraiser
The Burning
I Spit on Your Grave (Maybe not, even you would be hard pressed to make this funny)
The Passion of the Christ
Any "Left Behind" movie
Nightmare on Elm St.
Dawn of the Dead (any relatives of Erin in this?) or any other Romero "Dead" film
Zombie (Lucio Fulce)
City of the Living Dead a.k.a. The Gates of Hell (also Fulce)
That's all off the top of my head (off the top of my head, get it?)
Good Work
It took a second listen to the Friday the 13th rifftrack for me to appreciate how funny it was. I especially liked how you turned Kevin Bacon's death scene into D.A.R.E commercial. I've listened to the Friday the 13th part 2 riff and loved it. Tonight it's Sleepaway Camp, and I've got my eyes on My Bloody Valentine.
I was 9 years old in 1980 and a total gorehound. I love 80's horror movies. Especially the post Friday the 13th boom of the early 80's. I love how they are gross and funny.
Hor-RIFF-ic isd doing the world a great service with the riff coverage of this genre, especially since Mike and the guys are neglecting it. Keep up the good work,
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Don't be shy, we won't hurt you....much.
Re: no spaces
Looks like they fixed this for ya! Loved your list, we promise to try and get to as many horror movies as we can while we're still in business.