RiffMeter (33 votes)
When last we left Tommy Tucker he had died and was just beginning an eternal stint on Safety Island, a particularly dull outpost in the vast Hell empire. The demon in charge of enslaving his soul (a big-chinned guy, as most evil people are) had been extolling the virtues of the dead Tommy Tucker, while Tommy himself was making noises that, all things considered, he’d rather be home pestering his fellow students and occasionally snacking from the paste jar.
Will Tommy rot in Safety Island for all eternity, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth (all gnashing and weeping is done as safely as possible, of course)? Or will the demons take one listen to the shrill strangling noise that passes for Tommy’s voice and decide that Safety Island would be an altogether more pleasant place if he wasn’t there?
Consider Kevin, Mike and Bill your stern but caring crossing guards to guide you through the strange and thrilling conclusion of The Case of Tommy Tucker!