Ever since this short debuted at RiffTrax Live, we’ve heard one question more than any other: “Why are you standing so close to me?” But a VERY CLOSE second to that is, “When are you guys gonna release that insane Grasses short??” Friends, you need ask no longer! Unless you were one of the people asking...
Title: At Your Fingertips: Grasses
$0.99
Release Info: A classic short from the public domain!
Jul 22 2011
VOD
AtYourFingertips-Grasses_Sample.flv
Nid: 3316201
Average: 98.6207
Title: The Calendar: How to Use It
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Release Info: A classic short from the public domain!
The Calendar. Whether you choose a Far Side page-a-day, an Anne Geddes year-of-horror or Twelve Months of Lifeguards that May Be Used as Flotation Devices, one thing is certain: none of us know how to use the damn things.
Fortunately, five minutes before recording The Calendar: How to Use It, the producers told a PA to...
Nov 23 2010
VOD
TheCalendar-HowToUseIt_Sample.flv
Nid: 53741
Average: 97.36109999999999
Title: Drugs Are Like That
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Release Info: A drm-free classic short!
There are so many things to which drugs can be compared that to even attempt to catalog them would be an act of incomprehensible madness. Yet in this pastel colored, 1970's nightmare, two hard-of-hearing, loggorrheic pre-teens are up to the task! Have you always wondered, Are drugs like pumpkins? Like small willow saplings? Like those bags...
Jun 17 2008
VOD
DrugsAre-sample.flv
Nid: 329
Average: 97.10639999999999
Title: Magical Disappearing Money
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Release Info: A classic short from the public domain!
When we first received Magical Disappearing Money we assumed it was an M.C. Hammer biopic. Fortunately, it turned out to be something even more pathetic and strange!
It’s the tale of a supermarket haunted by a witch, but not your standard-issue Hollywood witch. She’s more the “found her clothes in an oil...
Nov 2 2010
VOD
MagicalDisappearingMoney_Sample.flv
Nid: 53711
Average: 95.4331
Title: Paper and I
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Release Info: A classic short from the public domain!
Yes, the short that brought the house down at RiffTrax Live, answering questions about paper that nobody was asking, is now available in a brand-new studio version! By now the sick, sad tale of young Willie and his demented belief in a talking paper bag, whom he names Mr. Paperbag (proving that “crazy” and “creative” don...
Jul 12 2011
VOD
PaperAndI_Sample.flv
Nid: 3316086
Average: 95.11109999999999
Title: Families: Food and Eating
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Release Info: A classic short from the public domain!
The Families series of shorts is a beloved franchise with many proud, vital installments. Some other favorites: Families: Food and Failure, Families: Lies & Videotape, and perhaps most popular of all, Families: Dead and Loving It. But true connoisseurs, those with the complete Criterion...
May 7 2010
VOD
Families-FoodAndEating_Sample.flv
Nid: 51934
Average: 94.5946
Title: More Dangerous Than Dynamite
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Release Info: A classic short from the public domain!
When the 1920's ended, America was left with a shortage of crazy fads. Goldfish went un-swallowed. Flagpoles went un-sat upon. Charleston's went un-charlestoned. Dozens of dead bodies were pried out of a single phone booth. By and large people stopped messing around and got back to work. It was horrible.
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Aug 24 2010
VOD
MoreDangerousThanDynamite.flv
Nid: 53598
Average: 94.3182
Title: Safety - Harm Hides at Home
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Release Info: A drm-free classic short!
Your home is crawling with hazards! You are not safe! EVERYTHING WILL KILL YOU! In fact, never mind, because you're already dead; killed by your stupid house. That, at least, is the heartwarming message of the short Safety: Harm Hides at Home. "But...
Mar 28 2008
VOD
Safety-Sample.flv
Nid: 187
Average: 94.2657
Title: Improve Your Pronunciation
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Release Info: A classic short from the public domain!
Oscar-nominated film The King’s Speech focuses on a world leader who struggles under the burden of a devastating speech impediment (or so we’ve been told, we were gonna see it but accidentally watched Birdemic 35 more times instead). If Improve Your Pronunciation had been around to help that troubled...
Feb 18 2011
VOD
ImprovingYourPronunciation_Sample.flv
Nid: 53895
Average: 93.8028
Title: One Got Fat
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Release Info: A DRM-FREE CLASSIC SHORT!
Do you find that you're sleeping a little too well as of late? That your dreams are of the innocuous stripe, i.e., old friends turning into llamas and eating your baseball hat, rather than full out, scream-yourself-awake nightmares followed...
Apr 18 2008
VOD
OneGotFat-sample.flv
Nid: 217
Average: 93.4177