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Our short Safety With Animals features more hilarious child endangerment than the inevitable FOX series Celebrity Child Boxing! The short teaches kids important skills, like, which wild snakes you should pick up - they claim the answer isn’t “none of them.” In order to protect the lives of the many, the filmmakers risked the lives of the few, specifically one sweet, confused little boy. Watch, as he: Tries to saddle an angry pony! Stands terrified and alone while horses circle him! And attempts to befriend a stray dog, which is apparently something children should be encouraged to do!
Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they try to pet a mangy dumpster dog while picking up venomous snakes, then call Child Protective Services on Safety With Animals!
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