Featuring Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy!
Hosted by Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy! Join Moe, Larry, and Curly Joe for 35 hilarious misadventures! You'll laugh till it hurts as the boys do their best to run an ice cream stand, go on a seemingly simple fishing excursion, or do the old spit and polish on a dilapidated house - all with disastrous, but side-splitting results! Includes bonus Three Stooges cartoons!This video is hosted by Mike and Kevin, but does not include a running commentary.
Noble. Erudite. Ribald. These are just some of the many words that should never be used to describe The Three Stooges. Change Noble to “blundering”, perhaps.
2006 / Dir by Zack Snyder / Starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey
A small band of brave men struggle against enormous odds, battling a superior force, and though ultimately they are defeated their sacrifice becomes a source of inspiration and hope that rings out like a clarion call through the pages of history. But enough about the Mighty Ducks.
A DRM-Free classic Holiday short!
Just in time for the holidays, RiffTrax presents our take on A Visit to Santa, a Christmas short of unknown origin that most probably was the result of Santa's short-lived collaboration with the producing team of Screwtape and Wormwood. Rather than being a right jolly old elf, Santa here is depicted as the Dark Prince . . .
Young Jim is caught in a shocking act of pencil-based vandalism, leading him to look deeply into the core of his soul and come to the inexorable conclusion that he is kind of a weenie.
2006 / Dir by Karyn Kusama / Starring Charlize Theron, Marton Csokas
"Seeing it ... made me feel helpless, humiliated and sad." A celebrity apologizing for their latest paparazzi shots? No, those are the words of Aeon Flux creator Peter Chung regarding the big screen adaptation of the TV show he created. Peter, Peter, Peter...Why the long face? You have it so good!
1979 / Directed by Ridley Scott / Starring Sigourney Weaver & Tom Skerritt
Hey you young whippersnappers -- you thought that "Alien" was just Predator's sparring partner, didn't you? Not so, Padawans.
If you were told you were about to see a film that contained turtles bigger than men, cliff-diving Mexicans and a family that eats Thanksgiving dinner underwater, you'd probably complain "But I don't like David Lynch!" Wrong you would be!
It's time to face the question head on, to stop pretending that the crowds of people following you, jeering, throwing rocks and half-eaten burritos are there because of your charm and animal charisma.
1997 / Directed by Joel Schumacher / Starring George Clooney & Chris O'Donnell
Crossroads. Battlefield Earth. A Visit to Santa. As if the RiffTrax audience hasn’t suffered enough, we put to them the extraordinarily challenge of writing us a script for what is universally considered to be the source of all evil and suffering in the world . . .
1995 / Directed by Joel Schumacher / Starring Val Kilmer
Have you ever worried that your favorite super hero might be nothing more than a passing fad? Well, Joel Schumacher is here to put your mind at ease with a film that he based on a slogan he once heard some kids shout after leaving Tim Burton's Batman film: Batman Forever*. A movie so terrible that we still don't understand why people were surprised at how bad Batman & Robin was.
2000 / Dir by Roger Christian / Starring John Travolta, Barry Pepper
In the year 3000 man is an endangered species, enslaved, severely unshowered, beholden to a cruel alien race fond of dreadlocks and really impractical boots . . .
2007 / Directed by Robert Zemeckis / Starring Ray Winstone
For years we at RiffTrax have lived under the mistaken belief that we are Beowulf. So we were shocked when a cartoon version of Ray Winstone squeezed into a tiny pair of leather battle panties (LBPs) and set us straight in no uncertain terms.
Buying food - how hard can it be? You go to a store pick out a few items, and start mashing them into the side of your head, right? WRONG!
Available as Video on Demand -OR- riff commentary!
Most carnival going experiences follow roughly the same pattern: some trouble-maker suggests it and, due to alcohol use or lack of personal will power, you ignore the alarm claxon blaring in your head and hop in the car...
We’ve all been there before: We’re at a cocktail party, having a high old time; martini in hand, perhaps a fine cigar – it doesn't get any better. But as it always does, the conversation shifts . . .
1942 / Directed by Michael Curtiz / Starring Humphrey Bogart
One of the things we like to do here at RiffTrax (during those rare moments when we're not absorbed by our frequent, mandatory company-wide Schnappi sing-alongs) is to challenge ourselves. Sure, it's easy enough to make hay out of a bear-suited Nicholas Cage, but what really tests one's mettle is to see how he reacts when he's staring down the business end of THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.
2006 / Dir by Martin Campbell / Starring Daniel Craig, Eva Green
A spine-tingling thrill ride that moves from the exotic poker tables of Montenegro, to the exotic hotel rooms of Montenegro, then back to the poker tables, then the rooms again, then a return visit to the poker table for . . .
Can't anyone tell me what Christmas is all about!? an exasperated Charlie Brown once asked. Well, pace Linus van Pelt, the true meaning of Christmas—according to Christmas Toyshop—is a criminally incompetent father, a drug-dispensing demon of the night, and a bored and detached Santa who spins magic mushroom induced fables to two captive children...
"What if a monster attacked a city?" This is the shockingly novel concept behind the viral marketing triumph of the year! Filled with "fresh"* performances and "authentic"** cinematography, Cloverfield masterfully takes a page from The Blair Witch Project...
A drunken Australian councils a young Tom Cruise on life, love, and female undergarments. Tom and Nicole’s wedding night? No, this is the thrilling plot of “Cocktail” . . .
A DRM-FREE classic short from the public domain!
The youth of today, no longer content to roll a hoop with a stick, play endless hours of mumbly peg, or work a lathe at a factory 14 hours a day for just pennies, need something to occupy them. Crime sprees are not the whole answer.
Among the finest Britney Spears movies ever made, Crossroads tells the story of a high school graduate who drives to L.A. Not very exciting on paper . . .
2003 / Dir by Mark Steven Johnson / Starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner
Daredevil tells the story of lawyer Matt Murdock (Ben Affleck), who due to a childhood accident involving toxic chemicals has no fear. He is thus able to leap off of skyscrapers . . .
2005 / Directed by Walter Salles / Starring Jennifer Connelly
Water... the most dangerous of the elements. Except for fire. Or earth, if you happen to get caught in a landslide. Then, there's air, too. Remember that Gary Larson cartoon where some poor bastard is skydiving, pulls the ripcord and a grand piano comes out instead of a parachute?
1988 / Directed by John McTiernan / Starring Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman
Only one film dared to confront the twin menaces facing America during the 1980s—terrorism and aggressive male-pattern baldness—and that film is Die Hard. So it's fortunate that I'm writing about that particular movie, or something would seem to have gone terribly, terribly wrong—like an emu wearing a Stetson, or anything involving Tom Green.
1987/Emile Ardolino/Jennifer Grey/Patrick Swayze/Jerry Orbach
If you like your safety shorts served with a heavy dose of groovy, then this is for you!
2007 / Directed by Hyung-rae Shim / Written by Hyung-rae Shim / Starring Jason Behr
When we heard that Korean studio Younggu-Art Movies was making a picture called Dragon Wars, we were both excited and disgusted at the same time. Excited because we have had many conversations about which Korean movie studio would direct our "dream" dragon movie, and the name Younggu-Art Movies just kept coming up. But we were also disgusted, because the movie title failed to provide its own abbreviation as part of the title.
There are so many things to which drugs can be compared that to even attempt to catalog them would be an act of incomprehensible madness.











