RiffTrax Catalogue

RiffTrax Catalogue http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/allproducts en Iron Man http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/iron-man <p><meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Generator"><meta content="Microsoft Word 11" name="Originator"><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CMRODRI%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List" /><style type="text/css"> <style type="text/css"> <style type="text/css"> <style type="text/css"> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-fa<p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/right-or-wrong">read more</a></p> Drama Short Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:11:22 -0700 marina 353 at http://www.rifftrax.com Forbidden Zone - VOD http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/forbidden-zone-vod <p><b>Original Music by Danny Elfman</b> <b>Performed by </b> <b>The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo</b> <b> </b><br /> <p align="center"><b>Premieres In Color for the First Time!</b></p> <p align="center">DRM FREE Download</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/forbidden-zone-vod">read more</a></p> Brian Routh Bust Rod Comedy Danny Elfman Ex-Queen Fantasy Flash Hercules Gene Cunningham Gisele Lindley Grampa Hercules Harry Kipper (as The Kipper Kids) Herv&#233; Villechaize Huckleberry P. Jones / Pa Hercules (as Ugh-Fudge Bwana) Hyman Diamond Jan Stuart Schwartz Joe Spinell King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension Ma Hercules Marie-Pascale Elfman Martin von Haselberg Matthew Bright Musical Phil Gordon Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension Richard Elfman Satan Squeezit &#38; Ren&#233; Henderson (as Toshiro Boloney) Squeezit's Father Susan B. 'Frenchy' Hercules Susan Tyrrell The Princess the Servant Frog Virginia Rose Viva Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:44:50 -0700 marina 355 at http://www.rifftrax.com Buying Food http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/buying-food Buying food - how hard can it be? You go to a store pick out a few items, and start mashing them into the side of your head, right? WRONG! That's a common misconception, but as <i>Buying Food</i> clearly demonstrates, buying food is a very, very dangerous and complicated affair, fraught with hazard, the path to success Byzantine and arduous. To even attempt it without instruction is to court heartbreak and, most likely, violent death. Lucky for all of us there is <i>Buying Food</i>. Kevin, Mike, and Bill take it very seriously. Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:35:22 -0700 marina 350 at http://www.rifftrax.com Skipper Learns a Lesson http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/skipper-learns-lesson Snoopy, Lassie, Cerberus, Rin-Tin-Tin: <i>lovable </i>canine companions are a dime a dozen.  Which makes Skipper: The Racist Dog such a breath of fresh air!  Tired of "PC" dogs who "like" children and "accept" other mutts without passing judgment?  Well then, Skipper is the dog for you!  He humps the leg of intolerance and takes a good long sniff at bigotry's...er, tail!  Will Skipper's titular lesson be learned in time to redeem him in the eyes of his fellow dogs?  Or will he be condemned to sit alone on his porch, muttering about th<p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/skipper-learns-lesson">read more</a></p> Drama Paul Burnford Short Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:38:40 -0700 marina 348 at http://www.rifftrax.com Patriotism http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/patriotism <p>When you hear the word "patriotism" what's the first name that pops into your head? Wrong! The answer is Bob Crane. And not "Hogan's Heroes" Bob Crane, but rather creepy, post-"Hogan's Heroes" Bob Crane, home video, um, "pioneer". There is no one - NO ONE - better equipped to imbue America's youth with a sense of pride in their magnificent country - you know, once you get past the overwhelming, suffocating creepiness. Fear not, feelings of discomfort soon turn to laughter thanks to true patriots Mike, Kevin and Bill.</p> Animation Flohri Short Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:20:49 -0700 marina 338 at http://www.rifftrax.com Down and Out http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/down-and-out <p>If you like your safety shorts served with a heavy dose of groovy, then this is for you! Down and Out lays out a litany of dangers inherent in your every move from one location to the other, no matter how small. Bone-shattering death awaits around every corner. Every surface, every object, every molecule conspires with all others on earth to kill you dead!</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/down-and-out">read more</a></p> Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:01:12 -0700 marina 337 at http://www.rifftrax.com The Sixth Sense http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/sixth-sense <p>M. Night Shalalalalalalalalalala-tee-da burst onto the scene with the biggest suspense thriller of 1999 (well, right behind a relatively short list of films that includes <i>Analyze This</i>, <i>Wild Wild West </i>and <i>Varsity Blues.</i>) Haley Joel Osment delivers the most miraculous performance ever given by a toddler (he was just 18 months old when he was nominated for the Oscar!) and Bruce "The Return of Bruno" Willis turns in yet another trademark performance as a guy who seems sort of tired and annoyed.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/sixth-sense">read more</a></p> Angelica Torn Anna Crowe Bobby Bridesmaid Bruce Norris Bruce Willis Cole Sear Darren (as Peter Tambakis) Donnie Wahlberg Dr. Malcolm Crowe Drama Firdous Bamji Glenn Fitzgerald Greg Wood Haley Joel Osment Jeffrey Zubernis Kyra Collins Lisa Summerour Lynn Sear M. Night Shyamalan Mischa Barton Mr. Collins Mrs. Collins Mystery Olivia Williams Peter Anthony Tambakis Sean Stanley Cunningham Thriller Tommy Tammisimo Toni Collette Trevor Morgan Vincent Grey Young Man Buying Ring Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:32:00 -0700 marina 331 at http://www.rifftrax.com Drugs Are Like That http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/drugs-are <p>There are so many things to which drugs can be compared that to even attempt to catalog them would be an act of incomprehensible madness. Yet in this pastel colored, 1970's nightmare, two hard-of-hearing, loggorrheic pre-teens are up to the task! Have you always wondered, Are drugs like pumpkins? Like small willow saplings? Like those bags of cotton candy you can buy in gift shops? Find out as Mike, Kevin and Bill go once more unto the breach!</p> Anita Bryant Narrator (voice) (as Miss Anita Bryant) Short Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:08:37 -0700 marina 329 at http://www.rifftrax.com Alien http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/alien <p>Hey you young whippersnappers -- you thought that "Alien" was just Predator's sparring partner, didn't you? Not so, Padawans. </p> <p>"Alien" (who, in a series of HUGE coincidences, happens to BE an alien, AND stars in the movie ALIEN! Weird!!) first took Hollywood by storm during the heady, Jimmy Carter-filled days of 1979....back when a long, long pan over a hot-glued spaceship miniature made the first generation of geeks wheeze in delight, and reach for their inhalers.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/alien">read more</a></p> Alien Ash Bolaji Badejo Brett Dallas Harry Dean Stanton Helen Horton Horror Ian Holm John Hurt Kane Lambert Mother Parker Ridley Scott Ripley Sci-Fi Sigourney Weaver Thriller Tom Skerritt Veronica Cartwright Yaphet Kotto Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:48:45 -0700 marina 321 at http://www.rifftrax.com X-Files Fight the Future http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/x-files-fight-future <p>Ladies and gentlemen, the Future has been pushing us all around long enough. We here at RiffTrax think it's high time we fight it! And who better to join our battle against That Which Is To Come than two maladjusted, mumbling FBI agents from a cancelled TV show?</p> <p>Yes, in anticipation of this summer's decade-later sequel, RiffTrax Presents takes on this first X-Files movie... which evidently had little success in fighting the future, since, you know, we're IN that future. And this future still contains Hot Pockets. (...Yeah, real ace work, future-fighting 1998 people!)</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/x-files-fight-future">read more</a></p> Adventure Alvin Kurtzweil Armin Mueller-Stahl Assistant Director Walter Skinner Ben Bronschweig Blake Stokes Blythe Danner Boy #2 (as Chris Fennell) Boy #3 Boy #4 Christopher Fennell Cigarette Smoking Man Cody Newton Conrad Strughold Darius Michaud David Duchovny Dean Haglund Gillian Anderson Horror Jana Cassidy Jeffrey DeMunn John Neville Lucas Black M.D. (as Jeffrey De Munn) Martin Landau MD Mitch Pileggi Mystery Richard 'Ringo' Langly Rob Bowman Sci-Fi Special Agent Dana Scully Special Agent Fox Mulder Stevie Terry O'Quinn The Well-Manicured Man Thriller William B. Davis Tue, 27 May 2008 13:58:08 -0700 marina 314 at http://www.rifftrax.com House of Wax http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/house-wax <p class="MsoNormal">Stop anybody on the street and ask them what their favourite Paris Hilton movie is, and chances are they'll say: “Is this a real survey? Why don't you have a pen or a clipboard? Oh my God, are you mugging me? Please, take everything, just don't hurt me!” Or they might, just might reply: “<i>House of Wax</i>”. </p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/house-wax">read more</a></p> Andy Anderson Blake Bo Brian Van Holt Carly Jones Chad Michael Murray Dalton Chapman Damon Herriman Dr. Victor Sinclair Dragicia Debert Elisha Cuthbert Horror Jared Padalecki Jaume Collet-Serra Jon Abrahams Murray Smith Nick Jones Paige Edwards Paris Hilton Roadkill Driver Robert Ri'chard Sam Harkess Sheriff Thomas Adamson Trudy Sinclair (as Dragitsa Debert) Wade Young Bo Young Vincent Mon, 05 May 2008 16:14:49 -0700 torgosPizza 230 at http://www.rifftrax.com To Serve All My Days http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/serve-all-my-days <p class="MsoNormal">Continuing in the fine tradition of aftermarket sci-fi Series accessories, Rifftrax Presents is proud once again to jump into the fan-licious world of <i>Star Trek Phase II</i> – or<i> Star Trek New Voyages</i>, which appears to be the series’ maiden name. It’s the amazing all-volunteer fan-created continuation of <i>Star Trek, the Original Series </i>but has better sound, cornier corn, pointier Vulcans, paunchier paunches, Scottier Scotties, and it riffs like a dream.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/serve-all-my-days">read more</a></p> 2004-2006) 2004-2007) Andy Bray Captain James T. Kirk Captain Kargh Charles Root Chief Kyle Comm. Officer 1&#160;/ ... (4 episodes Crewman&#160;/ ... (5 episodes Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy Ed Abbate Erik Goodrich James Cawley Jay Storey Jeff Mailhotte Jeffery Quinn John Carrigan John Lim John M. Kelley Julienne Irons Lt. Christine Chapel Lt. Cmdr. Hikaru Sulu Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery Scott Lt. Janice Rand Lt. Nyota Uhura Lt. Pavel Chekov Lt. Vincent DeSalle Marc Scott Zicree Meghan King Johnson Mr. Spock Ron Boyd Sci-Fi Shannon Quinlan Fri, 02 May 2008 11:33:50 -0700 torgosPizza 226 at http://www.rifftrax.com Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/lord-rings-the-two-towers <p>The epic story of tiny men doing very important things continues.* In this multi-hour installment the two very different towers come into sharp focus.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/lord-rings-the-two-towers">read more</a></p> Wed, 14 May 2008 14:53:46 -0700 marina 241 at http://www.rifftrax.com Saw http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/saw <p>Not since Beckett’s immortal <i>Waiting for Godot </i>has the drama of two men locked in a filthy bathroom and brutalized by a crude ventriloquist dummy on television captured the hearts of audiences everywhere.  RiffTrax Presents Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing on the original, jaw-splitting, skull-drilling, Danny Glover-ing, fat naked dead man-showing movie that started it all, if by “all” you mean a five-movie f</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/saw">read more</a></p> Adam Alexandra Bokyun Chun Alison Gordon Amanda Avner Garbi Benito Martinez Brett Carla (as Alexandra Chun) Cary Elwes Crime Danny Glover Detective David Tapp Detective Steven Sing Diana Gordon Dina Meyer Dr. Lawrence Gordon Father Horror James Wan Jeff Ken Leung Kerry Leigh Whannell Makenzie Vega Mark Michael Emerson Mike Butters Monica Potter Mystery Ned Bellamy Paul Paul Gutrecht Shawnee Smith Thriller Zep Hindle Fri, 09 May 2008 10:04:36 -0700 torgosPizza 237 at http://www.rifftrax.com World Enough and Time http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/world-enough-and-time <p class="MsoNormal">Rifftrax is boldly going where no Rifftrax has gone before, and it’s not just a hokey cliché, we really mean it! <b style="">Rifftrax Presents</b> veteran riffers Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy, beaning on (or is it “beaming?” I can never remember) the most ambitious exercise in fan fiction since that really good Civil War reenactment!<p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/world-enough-and-time">read more</a></p> Alana Andy Bray Cali Ross Captain Hikaru Sulu Captain James T. Kirk Charles Root Chief Kyle Christina Moses Dead Romulan Dead Romulan #2 Don Baldaramos Dr. Lisa Chandris Ensign Juvenia Ensign Ken George Takei Grace Lee Whitney James Cawley Janice Rand Jay Storey Jeffery Quinn John Lim Julienne Irons Ken Horkavy Kitty Kavey Lia Johnson Lt. Cmdr. Hikaru Sulu Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery Scott Lt. Nyota Uhura Lt. Pavel Chekov Lt. Turkel Marc Scott Zicree Mr. Spock R.W. Martin Sci-Fi Mon, 05 May 2008 16:08:09 -0700 torgosPizza 229 at http://www.rifftrax.com Dark Water http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/dark-water <p class="MsoNormal">Water...<b> </b>the most dangerous of the elements. Except for fire. Or earth, if you happen to get caught in a landslide. Then, there's air, too. Remember that Gary Larson cartoon where some poor bastard is skydiving, pulls the ripcord and a grand piano comes out instead of a parachute? And let's not forget lightning. Actually, lightning might <i>not</i> be one of the elements. Let me check on Wikipedia and get back to you on that. </p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/dark-water">read more</a></p> Alison Sealy-Smith Ariel Gade Bill Buell Camryn Manheim Cecilia 'Ceci' Williams Dahlia Williams Dahlia's Mother Debra Monk Dougray Scott Drama Elina L&#246;wensohn Horror J.R. Horne Jeff Platzer Jennifer Connelly John C. Reilly Kyle Williams Linda Emond Man in Train Mediator Mr. Murray Natasha Rimsky / Young Dahlia Perla Haney-Jardine Pete Postlethwaite Supervisor Teacher Thriller Tim Roth UPS Man Veeck Walter Salles Warren Belle Young Dahlia's Teacher Mon, 05 May 2008 15:50:56 -0700 torgosPizza 228 at http://www.rifftrax.com I Am Legend http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/i-am-legend <p>Let's not get into the contentious issue of exactly who is Legend. R&B singer John Legend thinks he is Legend; the Tom Cruise movie <i>Legend</i> think it is Legend; "I Am" thinks it's Legend; and Matthew McConaughey is as certain that he is Legend as he is that his butt looks awesome in bike shorts.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/i-am-legend">read more</a></p> Abby Alice Braga Alpha Female Alpha Male Anna April Grace Charlie Tahan Darrell Foster Dash Mihok Drama Ethan Francis Lawrence Horror James Michael McCauley Joanna Numata Kona Male Evacuee (as James McCauley) Marin Ireland Marley Mike - Military Escort Military Driver - Jay Pedro Mojica Robert Neville Salli Richardson Sam Samuel Glen Sci-Fi Sergeant Thriller TV Personality Will Smith Willow Smith Woman Evacuee Zoe Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:16:38 -0700 torgosPizza 218 at http://www.rifftrax.com Cloverfield http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/cloverfield <p class="MsoNormal">"What if a monster attacked a city?" This is the shockingly novel concept behind the viral marketing triumph of the year! Filled with "fresh"* performances and "authentic"** cinematography, <i>Cloverfield </i>masterfully takes a page from <i>The Blair Witch Project</i>, reworking the "snotty 20-somethings endure trauma while repeatedly saying 'dude'" genre into something unique while still being very much the same.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/cloverfield">read more</a></p> Action Anjul Nigam Antonio Ben Feldman Beth McIntyre Bodega Cashier Brian Klugman Charlie Clark Elena Caruso Heather Hud Jason Hawkins Jenn Jessica Lucas Kelvin Yu Lei Lili Mirojnick Lily Liza Lapira Lizzy Caplan Margot Farley Marlena Matt Reeves Michael Stahl-David Mike Vogel Mystery Odette Yustman Party Goer Rob Hawkins Sci-Fi T.J. Miller Theo Rossi Thriller Travis Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:01:19 -0700 torgosPizza 212 at http://www.rifftrax.com One Got Fat http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/one-got-fat <p> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Verdana;">Do you find that you're sleeping a little too well as of late? That your dreams are of the innocuous stripe, i.e., old friends turning into llamas and eating your baseball hat, rather than full out, scream-yourself-awake nightmares followed by 15 minutes of sweating and shallow breathing interrupted by occasional anxiety-induced "whale flips" that rip the covers off your significant other? </span></p><p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/one-got-fat">read more</a></p> Charles Hagens Clyde L. Johnson Coleen Hutto Dale Jennings Dan Whitehead Dave Hembree Diane Chambers Dick Hutto Don Moody Edward Everett Horton Janice Powell Kevin Lindsay Lucie Hagens Narrator Ralph Hulett Shirley Hulett Short Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:43:59 -0700 marina 217 at http://www.rifftrax.com If Mirrors Could Speak http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/if-mirrors-could-speak <p>Cruel self-assessment is given a new twist as vulnerable grade-schoolers are forced to look into the deep blackness of their own souls only to reach the inevitable conclusion that they are unloved and they will spin out their meaningless years on this drifting rock before dying alone and afraid. <br /><br />And there's clowns! <br /><p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/if-mirrors-could-speak">read more</a></p> Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:56:07 -0700 torgosPizza 205 at http://www.rifftrax.com Troll 2 On Demand - VOD http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/troll-2-demand-vod <p>"Be afraid...be twice as afraid!" So goes the tagline for Troll 2, the follow up, unsurprisingly, to Troll. A more fitting tagline might have been, "What the hell was that? Seriously, what was that? Was the director spraying Pam cooking spray into a paper bag and huffing the fumes throughout the production?</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/troll-2-demand-vod">read more</a></p> Arnold Bells Brent Christina Reynolds Cindy Claudio Fragasso Comedy Connie Young Creedence Leonore Gielgud Darren Ewing David McConnell Deborah Reed Diana Waits Don Packard Drew Drugstore Owner Elliott Cooper Fantasy Gary Carlson George Hardy Glenn Gerner Grandpa Seth Holly Waits Horror Jason Steadman Jason Wright Joshua Waits Margo Prey Michael Stephenson Michael Waits Mike Hamill Peter Robert Ormsby Sheriff Gene Freak Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:42:28 -0700 torgosPizza 203 at http://www.rifftrax.com Spiderman 3 http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/spiderman-3 <p>The biggest <i>Spiderman </i>movie of 2007 is now the biggest <i>Spiderman</i>-based Rifftrax of 2008*! All your favorite characters return (Hoffman, Mr. Ditkovich, Ursula) and new favorites join in the fun (Crane Operator, Emergency Room Doctor, Kid in Central Park)! </p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/spiderman-3">read more</a></p> Action Adventure Bill Nunn Bruce Campbell Bryce Dallas Howard Captain Stacy Dr. Curt Connors Dylan Baker Elizabeth Banks Emma Marko Gwen Stacy Hoffman J. Jonah Jameson J.K. Simmons James Cromwell James Franco Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson Kirsten Dunst Ma&#238;tre d&#146; Mary Jane Watson May Parker Miss Brant New Goblin Rosemary Harris Sam Raimi Sandman Sci-Fi Spider-Man Ted Raimi Theresa Russell Thomas Haden Church Thriller Tobey Maguire Topher Grace Venom Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:06:05 -0700 marina 189 at http://www.rifftrax.com Are You Popular http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/are-you-popular <p>It's time to face the question head on, to stop pretending that the crowds of people following you, jeering, throwing rocks and half-eaten burritos are there because of your charm and animal charisma. You've suspected it for some time, from the moment you were rejected by CompuServe because you just weren't cool enough. </p><p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/are-you-popular">read more</a></p> Bill Fein Bunny Kacher Caroline Ames David Whitehouse Drama Ellie Ginny Larry Lester Podewell Marilyn Fisher Mr. Ames Shaya Nash Short Ted Peshak Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:55:11 -0700 marina 199 at http://www.rifftrax.com Safety - Harm Hides at Home http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/safety-harm-hides-home <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Your home is crawling with hazards! You are not safe! EVERYTHING WILL KILL YOU! In fact, never mind, because you're already dead; killed by your stupid house. That, at least, is the heartwarming message of the short <i style="">Safety: Harm Hides at Home</i>. "But RiffTrax," you say, "many shorts have already exposed the obvious truth that my home is a deadly, sinister trap, ready to spring at any moment. What's so great about this one?" Aha!<p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/safety-harm-hides-home">read more</a></p> Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:27:55 -0700 marina 187 at http://www.rifftrax.com Beowulf http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/beowulf <p>For years we at RiffTrax have lived under the mistaken belief that we are Beowulf. So we were shocked when a cartoon version of Ray Winstone squeezed into a tiny pair of leather battle panties (LBPs) and set us straight in no uncertain terms. And he's right - HE. IS. BEOWULF!! Though it took some getting used to the idea that we are not Beowulf, in all honesty it's been a whole lot more pleasant to come into the office and see pants where one once saw nothing but a sea of LBPs.</p><p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/beowulf">read more</a></p> Action Adventure Anthony Hopkins Brice Martin Charlotte Salt Cille Drama Eofor Estrith Fantasy Garmund Gitte Greg Ellis Hild Hrothgar John Bilezikjian John Malkovich Julene Renee Leslie Zemeckis Musician #1 Musician #2 Musician #3 Musician #4 (as Brice H. Martin) Paul Baker Rik Young Robert Zemeckis Robin Wright Penn Rod D. Harbour Sebastian Roch&#233; Sharisse Baker-Bernard Sonje Fortag Unferth Wealthow Wulfgar Yrsa Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:47:59 -0700 torgosPizza 152 at http://www.rifftrax.com Coffeehouse Rendezvous http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/coffeehouse-rendezvous <p>The youth of today, no longer content to roll a hoop with a stick, play endless hours of mumbly peg, or work a lathe at a factory 14 hours a day for just pennies, need something to occupy them. Crime sprees are not the whole answer. No, they need a place where they can rap, just let it all hang out, encounter one another, preferably over terrible boiled coffee. The short <i>Coffeehouse Rendezvous</i> makes a strong case that what these kids need is a coffeehouse rendezvous.</p> <p>Mike, Kevin and Bill remain unconvinced.</p><p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/coffeehouse-rendezvous">read more</a></p> Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:24:27 -0700 torgosPizza 153 at http://www.rifftrax.com Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast? Petaluma Chicken http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/why-doesnt-cathy-eat-breakfast-petaluma-chicken <p><i>Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast? / Petaluma Chicken</i></p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/why-doesnt-cathy-eat-breakfast-petaluma-chicken">read more</a></p> Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:27:13 -0800 torgosPizza 150 at http://www.rifftrax.com The Terrible Truth http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/terrible-truth <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Heroin, it turns out, is bad. <i>The Terrible Truth</i> lays waste to the all-too-common myth that regular heroin use is a healthy part of a balanced diet. Professional scowler Judge William B. McKesson guides us through a case study of Phyllis Howard (no relation to Curly) who tries marijuana and quickly begins vacuuming up Charlie Parker-levels of Mexican black tar heroin.</span></p><p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/terrible-truth">read more</a></p> Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:07:36 -0800 torgosPizza 149 at http://www.rifftrax.com Lunchroom Manners http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/lunchroom-manners <p>Meet Phil. Like all children from the fifties, he enjoys playing ball, building soapbox racers, and taunting his non blond-haired, blue-eyed classmates. Things are going great for Phil until a puppet shows up in his class. The Puppet, Ichabod Dorian Bungle III, or "Mister" to his friends, delivers a powerful lesson about lunch room safety, that no matter how much Phil tries, he is unable to forget.</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/lunchroom-manners">read more</a></p> Short Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:27:29 -0800 torgosPizza 148 at http://www.rifftrax.com The Matrix Reloaded http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/matrix-reloaded <p>Like a previously worn diaper, <i>The Matrix</i> has been <i>Reloaded</i>! All your favorite characters are back wearing all your favorite unlaundered fetish costumes! See Trinity leap - A LOT! See Morpheus fold his hands and talk - a lot A LOT! Thrill as the Oracle and Neo have long drawn-out conversations to the effect of, "Yea, but if you know that what you know is unknowable, how can you know that what you don't know isn't unknowable, too, you know?" And this without them having consumed half a pan of magic brownies while sitting in front of an <i>Alf </i>marathon!</p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/matrix-reloaded">read more</a></p> Action Adventure Agent Johnson Alima Ashton-Sheibu Andy Arness Andy Wachowski Bane Bike Carrier Driver Christine Anu Daniel Bernhardt Don Battee Helmut Bakaitis Ian Bliss Ice Kali Kelly Butler Larry Wachowski Liliana Bogatko Link's Niece Michael Budd Monica Bellucci Old Woman at Zion Persephone Police #2 Power Station Guard Priestess Ray Anthony Sci-Fi Soren Steve Bastoni Stoney Burke The Architect Thriller Valerie Berry Vector (as Don Batte) Zion Controller Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:33:42 -0800 torgosPizza 142 at http://www.rifftrax.com Star Trek Three-Pack http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/star-trek-three-pack <p>Holding off on buying our Star Trek commentaries? Wait no further! Now you can own all three hilarious tracks, and save money and the process! This is for a limited time only - so if you've been waiting until the price is right, now's the time to add this product to your cart!</p> <p>NOTE: You can only get the discount by adding this product to your cart, not adding all three products separately!</p> Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:59:45 -0800 torgosPizza 123 at http://www.rifftrax.com Jurassic Park http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/jurassic-park <p>Every quarter century or so a project comes along that so perfectly unites artist and medium that one can only stand in wonder and proclaim, "Wow, Sandra, when was the last time something this magical came along - quarter century or so, wasn't it?" </p> <p>So it was with Michelangelo and marble; Paderewsky and piano; And so it is with this RiffTrax, uniting THE legendary dinosaur movie of our time and THE weirdest "Weird Al" Yankovic of our time into one harmonic convergence of RiffTastic Jurassic WeirdAlistic bliss! </p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/jurassic-park">read more</a></p> Action Adventure Ariana Richards B.D. Wong Bob Peck Cameron Thor Christopher John Fields Dennis Nedry Donald Gennaro Dr. Alan Grant Dr. Ellie Sattler Dr. Ian Malcolm Gerald R. Molen Gerry Harding Henry Wu Jeff Goldblum John Hammond Joseph Mazzello Juanito Rostagno Laura Dern Lewis Dodgson Lex Murphy Martin Ferrero Miguel Sandoval Ray Arnold Richard Attenborough Robert Muldoon Sam Neill Samuel L. Jackson Sci-Fi Steven Spielberg Thriller Tim Murphy Volunteer #1 Wayne Knight Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:12:32 -0800 torgosPizza 120 at http://www.rifftrax.com Act Your Age http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/act-your-age <p>Young Jim is caught in a shocking act of pencil-based vandalism, leading him to look deeply into the core of his soul and come to the inexorable conclusion that he is kind of a weenie. A classic of the late '40's, "authority figure shames a student" genre, </p> <p>Act Your Age is a window into the soul... of Jim. And it makes a great RiffTrax! </p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/act-your-age">read more</a></p> Drama Short Ted Peshak Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:55:30 -0800 torgosPizza 121 at http://www.rifftrax.com Plan 9 - Three Riffers - VOD http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/plan-9-three-riffers-vod <p>There have been many, many Plan 9s all throughout history, some of them more successful than others, all of them terrestrial - it took a man with the vision of Ed Wood to show us the very real horrors of a Plan 9 <i>from Outer Space!</i> Starring Dudley Manlove as an alien who looks as though he regularly dishes out generous helpings of Manlove, and a giant sack of animate suet called Tor Johnson as inspector Dan Clay, Plan 9 lays out a bold tale of aliens who come to earth and yell at us in a shrill and undignified manner. </p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/plan-9-three-riffers-vod">read more</a></p> Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:26:21 -0800 torgosPizza 119 at http://www.rifftrax.com Batman And Robin http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/batman-and-robin <p><i>Crossroads</i>. <i>Battlefield Earth</i>. <i>A Visit to Santa</i>. As if the RiffTrax audience hasn’t suffered enough, we put to them the extraordinarily challenge of <i>writing</i> us a script for what is universally considered to be the source of all evil and suffering in the world, <i>Batman & Robin</i>. </p><p>Incredibly, they accepted. (We intentionally mumbled the words “Batman & Robin” every time we brought it up and it seems to have worked.) </p><p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/batman-and-robin">read more</a></p> Action Adventure Alfred Pennyworth Alicia Silverstone Antonio Diego Arnold Schwarzenegger Aztec Museum Guard Bane Batgirl Batman Chris O'Donnell Commissioner James Gordon Crime Dr. Jason Woodrue Elizabeth Sanders Elle Macpherson George Clooney Gossip Gerty Jeep Swenson Joel Schumacher John Fink John Glover Julie Madison Michael Gough Michael Reid MacKay Mr. Freeze Ms. B. Haven Nora Fries Pat Hingle Poison Ivy Robin Thriller Uma Thurman Vendela Kirsebom Thomessen Vivica A. Fox Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:30:05 -0800 torgosPizza 118 at http://www.rifftrax.com Plan 9 From Outer Space - Three Riffer Edition! http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/plan-9-outer-space-three-riffer-edition <p>There have been many, many Plan 9s all throughout history, some of them more successful than others, all of them terrestrial - it took a man with the vision of Ed Wood to show us the very real horrors of a Plan 9 <i>from Outer Space!</i> </p> <p>Starring Dudley Manlove as an alien who looks as though he regularly dishes out generous helpings of Manlove, and a giant sack of animate suet called Tor Johnson as inspector Dan Clay, Plan 9 lays out a bold tale of aliens who come to earth and yell at us in a shrill and undignified manner. </p> <p><a href="http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/plan-9-outer-space-three-riffer-edition">read more</a></p> Action Adventure Army Captain Bill Ash Carl Anthony Co-Pilot Danny Col. Tom Edwards David De Mering Dudley Manlove Duke Moore Edward D. Wood Jr. Eros Fantasy General Roberts Gregory Walcott Horror Inspector Daniel Clay Jeff Trent Joanna Lee John Breckinridge Lt. John Harper Lyle Talbot Minister at Insp. Clay's Funeral Mona McKinnon Norma McCarty Patrolman Larry Patrolman Paul Kelton Paul Marco Paula Trent Reverend Lynn Lemon Sci-Fi