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You and Your Family. Much like gunpowder and an open flame, combining the two is not recommended (especially if mom's been drinking.) But every now and then a scenario arises where you must remove your iPod’s ear buds, emit a contemptuous, full-bodied sigh and actually interact with your...
Average: 4.2 (39 votes)
Apr 17 2009
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  Carnivorous Plants!  Like Wii Boxing, they're one of those things that instantly becomes 1000X less cool the moment you bring it home and try it out.  Rather than quickly earning their keep and chomping down on your neighbors annoying labradoodle, your carnivorous plant...
Average: 4.1 (56 votes)
Apr 7 2009
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  It's the most important decision you'll ever make: should I eat the rest of this BK Stacker, or just trust my vague feeling of nausea and quit while I'm ahead? But put that aside now and let's talk about the third most important decision you'll ever make*: should I go...
Average: 4.2 (39 votes)
Apr 3 2009
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  Ah, beer. Balm of hurt minds, great nature's second course, chief nourisher in life's feast! (We think that's what the Swan of Avon was referring to...) Beer provides everything the human body needs—if anything, what little it lacks can be made up with regular doses of...
Average: 4.3 (53 votes)
Apr 1 2009
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  Pop quiz hotshot:  Your father tells you that your grandmother has fallen and badly hurt herself.  What do you do? Like most of us here at RiffTrax, you probably answered "Call an attorney to jump start the inheritance process."  Well, this self-centered attitude is...
Average: 4.4 (35 votes)
Mar 28 2009
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  What happens when a public television studio realizes that it has to spend $2,000 of government grant money before Wednesday in order to qualify for full funding for the next fiscal year?  You get Your Chance to Live: Technological Failures!  Obviously thrown together in a matter...
Average: 4.5 (66 votes)
Mar 24 2009
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  It's a question we ponder every time we tip the pizza guy: How much affection? Is it necessary to set the box down before embracing him?  How long do you hold him, knowing that he has other deliveries to make? Can lower tips be compensated for with more affection?  How Much...
Average: 4.6 (57 votes)
Mar 20 2009
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  "You would like to play with Donny and Duncan." So the narrator for Playing Together confidently tells us, and we have no reason to doubt him. But as the minutes pass it becomes clear that he may have been overselling Donny and Duncan just a bit. Donny, as it turns out, has...
Average: 4.6 (48 votes)
Feb 27 2009
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  Fear: Most of us rejected it in the mid-90s by wearing trendy t-shirts emblazoned with slogans such as "Second Place is the First Loser."  This national "No Fear" campaign almost single-handedly eradicated Fear from our streets.  Unfortunately, one day America...
Average: 4.6 (74 votes)
Jan 28 2009
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Do you find yourself in a constant state of niggling self criticism, e.g., "I bet everyone is laughing at me just because I have a waffle stuck to my back", or "I know it's the right thing to do, but will people look down on me because I jar, meticulously label and store my urine...
Average: 4.5 (77 votes)
Jan 16 2009
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Shyness—for years it has prevented boys from becoming men and girls from landing men. How can shyness be conquered? By imitating those who are better than you: the popular children. This is the advice that the New Kid in School receives from his father: alter who you are to make people who...
Average: 4.5 (72 votes)
Jan 6 2009
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Can't anyone tell me what Christmas is all about!? an exasperated Charlie Brown once asked. Well, pace Linus van Pelt, the true meaning of Christmas—according to Christmas Toyshop—is a criminally incompetent father, a drug-dispensing demon of the night, and a bored and...
Average: 4.5 (77 votes)
Dec 22 2008
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You think you don't have syphilis, but how do really know? Has anyone you trust told you you don't have it? Have you been in contact with anyone from a big city in, say, the last year? Then you almost certainly have it! Talk to your doctor immediately, or at the very least, a silver-haired...
Average: 4.5 (73 votes)
Nov 21 2008
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For many of us, Good Eating Habits boil down to a simple rule: avoid any food whose name ends in "-ator" or "-o-rama". But fifty years ago, in an era food historians refer to as "Pre GoGurt", what constituted a Good Eating Habit wasn't as widely known. Was cleaning...
Average: 4.6 (78 votes)
Oct 31 2008
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Washing your hands after using the restroom - most of us only do so because a fellow co-worker is in the bathroom with us, and we wonder if he'll tell other people if we don't. But evidently, we should be doing this even when a co-worker isn't there. It's a "Good Health...
Average: 4.6 (55 votes)
Oct 24 2008
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If you were told you were about to see a film that contained turtles bigger than men, cliff-diving Mexicans and a family that eats Thanksgiving dinner underwater, you'd probably complain "But I don't like David Lynch!" Wrong you would be! You'd actually be all set to watch the...
Average: 4 (57 votes)
Sep 30 2008
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Why Vandalism?  It's the one question that kept parents in the fifties up at night.  Why would my boy turn to vandalism for thrills when they could be listening to Burl Ives 45s or campaigning for Adlai Stevenson?  While they were pondering this, their boys were out vandalizing...
Average: 4.1 (53 votes)
Jul 31 2008
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Years in the spotlight had left Kitty with fame, riches, and a drug habit to rival all but the Busey-ist of addicts.  Hooked on catnip, Kitty quickly found herself alone on the street, fishing quarters out of the gutter in hopes of landing her daily fix of The 'Nip.  It seemed as if she...
Average: 4.3 (65 votes)
Jul 29 2008
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“Each Child Is Different” goes the saying, and no truer words have ever been spoken. Take Miss Smith's fifth grade class for instance. While Elizabeth is withdrawn and silent because of parental neglect, Ruth is withdrawn and silent because her mother died soon after the birth of...
Average: 4.6 (75 votes)
Jul 25 2008
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Bill Duncan had it all until the day when he discovered that his garbage cans had been deemed unfit for use by the city sanitation committee.  The deep shame of this incident drove him into a spiral of despair and nearly claimed his life until he realized the great truth of suburban America:...
Average: 4.2 (68 votes)
Jul 22 2008
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Right or Wrong tells the gritty story of Harry, a boy who doesn't vandalize a warehouse and suffers the consequences for it.  Harry, who resembles a younger, less handsome French Stewart, undertakes a philosophical journey, where every character he meets routinely pauses mid-...
Average: 3.9 (54 votes)
Jul 15 2008
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Women - what the hell, man? I mean, what's your problem? Thankfully, for all of us non-women, some very smart people have put their best be-crew-cutted minds into coming up with a solution to the trouble with women (to avoid a conflict of interests, no women contributed, thank goodness). ...
Average: 4.5 (84 votes)
Jul 18 2008
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Buying food - how hard can it be? You go to a store pick out a few items, and start mashing them into the side of your head, right? WRONG! That's a common misconception, but as Buying Food clearly demonstrates, buying food is a very, very dangerous and complicated affair, fraught with hazard, the...
Average: 4.7 (109 votes)
Jul 11 2008
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Snoopy, Lassie, Cerberus, Rin-Tin-Tin: lovable canine companions are a dime a dozen.  Which makes Skipper: The Racist Dog such a breath of fresh air!  Tired of "PC" dogs who "like" children and "accept" other mutts without passing judgment?  Well then,...
Average: 4.3 (70 votes)
Jul 8 2008
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When you hear the word "patriotism" what's the first name that pops into your head? Wrong! The answer is Bob Crane. And not "Hogan's Heroes" Bob Crane, but rather creepy, post-"Hogan's Heroes" Bob Crane, home video, um, "pioneer". There is no one...
Average: 4.2 (88 votes)
Jul 3 2008
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