If you were told you were about to see a film that contained turtles bigger than men, cliff-diving Mexicans and a family that eats Thanksgiving dinner underwater, you'd probably complain "But I don't like David Lynch!" Wrong you would be!

Why Vandalism? It's the one question that kept parents in the fifties up at night.

Years in the spotlight had left Kitty with fame, riches, and a drug habit to rival all but the Busey-ist of addicts.

“Each Child Is Different” goes the saying, and no truer words have ever been spoken. Take Miss Smith's fifth grade class for instance. While Elizabeth is withdrawn and silent because of parental neglect, Ruth is withdrawn and silent because her mother died soon after the birth of her brother.

Bill Duncan had it all until the day when he discovered that his garbage cans had been deemed unfit for use by the city sanitation committee.

Women - what the hell, man? I mean, what's your problem? Thankfully, for all of us non-women, some very smart people have put their best be-crew-cutted minds into coming up with a solution to the trouble with women (to avoid a conflict of interests, no women contributed, thank goodness).  

Right or Wrong tells the gritty story of Harry, a boy who doesn't vandalize a warehouse and suffers the consequences for it.  Harry, who resembles a younger, less handsome French Stewart, undertakes a philosophical journey, where every character he meets routinely pauses mid-conversation in order to deliver a 30 second internal monologue about Right and Wrong.

We’re not riffing on this movie.  It’s perfectly bizarre just the way it is!  RiffTrax and Legend Films are proud to premiere the ultimate cult movie, Forbidden Zone, NOW IN COLOR and designed in partnership with director Richard Elfman.  Now you can sing along with the Devil and  “Chicken Boy” in the colorful comfort of your subterranean world.

Buying food - how hard can it be? You go to a store pick out a few items, and start mashing them into the side of your head, right? WRONG!  

Snoopy, Lassie, Cerberus, Rin-Tin-Tin: lovable canine companions are a dime a dozen.