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Hor-RIFF-ic: Halloween III

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:02:04 -0500

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions takes it's first stab at one of the original horror franchises. In doing so, Gary and Erin will attempt to survive one of the strangest sequels ever devised: Halloween III - Season of the Witch!

Never heard of it? Assume you must have seen it at some point but just don't recall? Don't be so sure, once you've seen Halloween III, you never forget. Scared? Good, that's kind of our thing!

What can you expect to find in your pillow case this Halloween?

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For those who like to re-author....

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:40:34 -0500

Thanks to the ever-helpful and generous Bob (thanks Bob!), we have a whole stack of DVD covers available for our tracks.

You can find them here!

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Poltergeist

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:10:13 -0500

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions rises from the dead yet again. This time Gary and Erin have set their blood soaked sights on the spooky classic: Poltergeist!

Sure, it's a critically acclaimed box office smash produced by Steven Spielberg, but you think that will stop the Slashers? They can k<censored by DreamWorks>s!

What did we find when we cleaned out this movie's creepy closet?

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Hor-RIFF-ic: The Stuff

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:02:27 -0500

Hungry? Your pals Gary and Erin at Hor-RIFF-ic Productions have cooked up a tasty treat for their 10th victim: THE STUFF!

Never heard of this gaggingly bad MO-tion picture? Well tuck in! You don't know what you've been missing...

Spanking!
Abe Vigoda!
Communist plots!
Wild mayonnaise!
Folksy sayings at every turn!
Extremely effective advertising jingles!

Warning: This film has not been approved by the FDA for consumption by the general public.

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Get your hands dirty with Friday the 13th Part 4!

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:09:05 -0500

We've done 3 of these horrible features, and now... it's YOUR TURN!!! We are now taking submission scripts for Friday the 13th Part 4.

Deadline for submissions is December 15th 2009.

We're sure there must be some cracks about that dope Jason that you've been dying for us to say. Well, now here's your chance for us to say them!

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Friday the 13th Part III

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:11:54 -0500

Again?!? Surely they didn't make another one. Ok, if you say so, but it does seem like overkill. Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is back for another installment of the famous horror franchise: Friday the 13th Part 3!

Gary, Erin, and Satan return to Crystal Lake looking some merry mayhem. But with the same recycled deaths and lame attempts at 3D photography, this one is going to be painful!

What's left to scrape from the bottom of this bloody barrel?

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Tremors

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:22:25 -0500

Did you feel that? The ground is moving, something's under there! Oh wait, somebody was just shaking with laughter after watching the newest Hor-RIFF-ic Productions victim: TREMORS!

Gary and Erin Slasher, along with Satan and a gaggle of their freakiest friends, are ready to drag this cult classic down and kick sand in its face.

Smelly, slimy, subterranean monsters not enought? We've got more:

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Monster Squad

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Wed, 13 May 2009 22:15:34 -0500

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How can a movie with Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon be bad? Exhibit A: The Monster Squad.

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riffers, Gary and Erin Slasher, are primed to rip this 80s childhood favorite limb from limb. Yes, even the little girl, that @#$%&!

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Stephen King's IT - Part Two

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:52:36 -0500

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is proud to present the 2nd half of Stephen King’s classic made-for-TV epic -- IT.

Having been sufficiently tenderized by Cinester Theater in part one, Erin and Gary Slasher are set to devour IT’s remaining half. Mmmm....mediocre acting talent.

What can be expected from this creepy crapfest?

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Friday the 13th Part 2

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:09:37 -0500

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Here they go again! Hor-RIFF-ic Productions returns to the franchise that started it all: Friday the 13th Part 2.

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Hor-RIFF-ic: My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:20:55 -0600

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Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has decided to spread the ~~blood~~ love, with their next sickeningly funny offering: My Bloody Valentine (1981).

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We're everywhere!

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:44:40 -0600

Behind your shower curtain, under your bed, in your closet...

AND on:

Zazzle (Merch!)

You better go check us out... if you wanna keep your brains, that is.

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Sleepaway Camp

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:41:53 -0600

They are NOT happy campers! Gary and Erin Slasher (the rippers of riffing) are back again to slice up another helpless horror movie for their own sick amusement, and yours as well.

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Children of the Corn

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:06 -0600

The Slashers are back! Gary Slasher - the madman of movie riffs and his wife Erin Slasher - the corpse of commentary.

Still bitter about not being accepted by the horror “in” crowd they have decided to take their revenge on Stephen King’s The Children of the Corn, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions’ 2nd victim.

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Hor-RIFF-ic: Friday the 13th

Hor-RIFF-icProductions — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:22:34 -0600

Down to Earth maniac, Gary Slasher, and his delightfully dead wife, Erin, are set to tackle one of the most important horror movies ever -- 1980’s Friday the 13th.

Sean Cunningham’s classic is dissected by the sharp tongues of this deadly duo whose bitterness over not having made it big in the horror industry has driven them mad.

In order to avoid any potential accidental injury while viewing, please review the following: