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Harass Bastards-The Lost City: Chapter 8

Ortega — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:10:05 -0500

The Lost City, Chapter 8 is an epic story of freedom. Freedom from being a different race that is. If you squint and turn your head slightly to the left you can make out some of the finer points of this chapter. A crazy magician witch doctor that has perfected the anti insta-tan. Some kind of crazy Queen with Elvis sideburns. A lot of African natives that go bonkers to have their very own Michael Jackson-ing. This story has it all, if you can just manage to see it.

The Harass Bastards attempt to be more offensive than the serial itself, which is no simple task.

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We are the Harass Bastards

Ortega — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:16:30 -0500

Hello, out there iRiff listeners! Two riffs in and we didnt even introduce ourselves. We (Ortega, RaYzor, & Sideswipe) are the Harass Bastards. Just what the hell are we about? Have you ever listened to a commentary track on a DVD, and heard the creator wax poetic about a completely stupid movie? Have you ever wanted to hear what real people think about it?

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Harass Bastards-Return of the Jedi

Ortega — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:26:16 -0500

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far way, the final chapter in an epic saga was complete. But enough about the final episode of "The OC". Instead, let's talk about the Return of the Jedi. A movie where Jedi use rocks instead of lightabers. Where cute little teddy bears wage war on a huge military force. Where a planet-killing battle station crew takes their orders from a senile old man with a horrible skin condition. Where galactic crime-lords have nice little sleepovers while anyone can just waltz in unannounced.

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Harass Bastards - Rudy

Ortega — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:11:24 -0600

Rudy is the heartwarming story of a mentally handicapped young man and his struggle to shed his legacy of working at the Terminator factory on Mustafar for his father to play football for the largest and most powerful football team ever: NOTRE DAME'S FIGHTIN' IRISH! Rudy travels to the far away land of South Bend to acheive his lifelong dream, to become one of the 2,000 players of Golden Helmeted gods that are the NOTRE DAME! team. Rudy overcomes all odds and faces challenges he has never faced before( like women, alcohol, and the college life style).

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