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The Celluloid Shinobi's -- How to Say No

ChrisDunlap — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:22:18 -0500

A group of fine College Students teach you how to say NO in the most annoying ways possible. Watch as party poopers get their way in almost every situation that would normally end in bloodshed.... just be saying The word NO. I guess Nancy Reagan was right all along.

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The Celluloid Shinobi's Present - Halloween Safety

ChrisDunlap — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:55:56 -0500

Learn to be Super safe and have no fun on Halloween. The Fine folks at Centron want to ruin Halloween with this Safety Video from the early 1800's. Actually some of the Safety "Tips" might cause death in Some children....

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The Celluloid Shinobi's Present TWILIGHT!

ChrisDunlap — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:11:51 -0500

Twilight, or DUSK ..as I call it, features sparkly Emo teens who claim to be Vampires. One falls in love with a very smelly and equally as Emo Girl from Phoenix, and as TV Guide would say... Hilarity Ensuses.

Watch along with The Shinobi's as they try their best to make this film watchable.

Product Note: There is no Disembodio Type Sync for this riff, but it should not be needed. This Riff was performed Live and off the Cuff from beginning to end.

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WHAT ABOUT PREJUDICE?

ChrisDunlap — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:41:54 -0600

... Be Careful, cause "Bruce" will either save your family or KILL YOU... depending on how you feel about invisible people. ... sounds like something that only the great CENTRON could come up with! Pretty people don't like things that are not them ... and they let YOU know...

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STREET FIGHTER from "The Celluloid Shinobi's"

ChrisDunlap — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:24:52 -0600

The Writer of RIDING WITH DEATH Directs his first and last Video Game Movie with STREET FIGHTER. Starring Jean Claude Van Damne as the guy from Universial Soldier and Raul Juila as the guy from Overdrawn at the Memory bank... with super powers! Also Starring a bunch of TV actors and Wal Mart Greeters cosplaying as their favorite Street Fighter 2 Characters!