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Riff Raff Theater - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

DavidPinkston — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:49:49 -0500

The year is 1899. The Industrial Revolution has transformed nations into superpowers, which share an uneasy truce. World war looms. Also, the following are real: Rolls-Royces, heat-seaking missiles, and every work of fiction ever covered by Cliffs Notes.

Sir Sean "Should've quit while he was ahead" Connery, that chick from La Femme Nikita, and some other guys star in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, 20th Century Fox's 21st century bastardization of the 19th.

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Riff Raff Theater - Lost City Chapter 9

ChristopherHanel — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 11:43:20 -0500

We volunteered for this Lost City group project months ago, and then spent the last few weeks wondering if *any* of the 12 groups bringing you these VOD riffs know exactly what's going on. We cound three rugged explorers, a damsel in distress, 2 (maybe 3?) warring native tribes, a femme fatale, an old scientist, a plucky sidekick, and then some weird alien dude watching over all of this madness with little recourse in how things happen.

Oh, and a 3 foot doppleganger of Terry Jones. There's always that.

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Riff Raff Theater - Minority Report

ChristopherHanel — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:09:44 -0600

In the annals of Hollywood craziness, there will never be another like Tom Cruise. Thankfully, like the cold fusion we someday hope to harness, Tom's supply of cookoo is unlimited and never-ending. When we put out the call to the internet to send us jokes for Minority Report... well, let's just say that there wasn't a short supply available. We've taken the best of the lot and produced this riff for you and your Thetan-loving friends!

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Riff Raff Theater Three-Pack!

ChristopherHanel — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:31:50 -0600

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Now Accepting Scripts -- Alien Vs. Predator

ChristopherHanel — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:02:43 -0600

We're going to try putting out the call this way: Our next live show for Riff Raff Theater will be Alien vs. Predator on May 8th, and we want to get as many people as possible involved. How does that work? Join the 150+ writers who have contributed to Riff Raff Theater, and you'll get free stuff!

1. Find a copy of AvP on DVD (The Theatrical cut, *not* the "Unrated Director's cut)

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Riff Raff Theater - Die Hard

ChristopherHanel — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:34:54 -0600

Die Hard may qualify with some of you as a "quality" flick, but think about what it brought you: The star power neccessary for Bruce Willis to make Hudson Hawk. The premiere of Severus Snape. The man who went on to direct Speed. And every cringeworthy action flick cliche? It was spawned HERE! How can you pass this up? We certainly didn't, and neither did the dozens of writers who came along for the ride.

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Day After Tomorow -- Live January 30th!

ChristopherHanel — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:39:43 -0600

Riff Raff Theater's 2009 season is starting with The Day After Tomorrow, the disasterous disaster flick, at the Englert Theatre in Iowa City, IA. We've gathered your jokes and strewn them about, picking them up randomly with the hopes that they make some semblance of sense in the end. If you want to see the fruits of your labors, come out to see us Friday, January 30th at 8PM. For ticket info, visit the Englert Theatre website at http://www.englert.org. See you there!

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Now Accepting Scripts -- The Day After Tomorrow

ChristopherHanel — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:58:45 -0600

Riff Raff Theater's next script project is Al Gore's wet dream of a movie, "The Day After Tomorrow", or as we like to call it, "An Inconvenient Piece of Crap". Accepting scripts until December 1st. For a script template and more info, head to www.riffrafftheater.com!

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Riff Raff Theater - TRON

ChristopherHanel — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:55:38 -0600

TRON. We can't really identify it as a movie. It's a shared experience of nostalgia. Everyone we talk to remembers loving it, but can't remember when they last saw it. And so we, in our continued efforts to improve our community, have taken it upon ourselves to educate the viewing public on just how bad this film really was.

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Riff Raff Theater - Speed

ChristopherHanel — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:06:20 -0500

Get Ready... to rush out of the Cineplex! Sure, 1993 was a more innocent time. The world wasn't burdened with the knowledge of horrible things like reality television, the Backstreet Boys, Enron loopholes, or Star Wars prequels. So it comes as no shock that such a naive world could be snookered into thinking that a bus could actually fly. Now, in a more cynical age, Chris, Todd, and Danuuc have stepped forward to point out the elephant in the room... which happens to actually be an exploding hunk of public transportation.

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