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Welcome to the first release of a WiseCrax iriff.
Kurt Russel has found himself in the midst of a Chinese buffet battle raging in the streets of little China. All he wants is his truck back... and maybe a crack at the crab legs. Meanwhile- John Carpenter himself is looking for the ultimate shemale to be his bride and the grandpa from 3 Ninjas is pissed.
Will Wang get his "girlfriend" back? Will John Carpenter have to register as a sex offender? Does anybody else smell that?
Just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this- "Yes sir, the check is in the mail." - Reminds me of a joke my uncle Roger once told me...
This commentary was professionally scripted not only for jokes, but to supply an auxillary plot which runs the length of the film. THIS WAS NO ONCE-THROUGH.
It took over 3 months of recording and editing to get just right. See for yourself with the supplied teaser footage. All audio was recorded and edited using final cut pro.
RATED (F) FOR FRIGGIN HILARIOUS
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