Upsetting Shorts makes its triumphant return with I Like Bikes, a '70s-tastic bicycle safety short that tells the harrowing tale of one young woman's eternal struggle with bikes.  From her earliest childhood she has been tormented by bicycles, most notably by Ike, a rhyming cycle made of lasers that cajoles and judges her as his fellow bicycles hurl themselves into her path at inconvenient and potentially life-threatening moments.  All so Ike can reassure himself that this unfortunate girl likes him, despite his near-invisibility, his attention deficit disorder, and his tendency to fly off the handle at innocent remarks.

This is only stretching the truth a little bit.