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Q: What do the different formats, NTSC and PAL, mean?
A: The short answer is that NTSC files are for people in North America, including the United States and Canada. PAL files are for users in regions other than Region 1, such as the United Kingdom and Australia. The long answer has to do with technical specifications of each format. NTSC and PAL have different framerates - meaning a PAL video actually is a bit faster than its NTSC counterpart, making it somewhat shorter. It's difficult to notice unless you have two versions of the same movie (or audio file) playing side-by-side; but eventually you'll notice the PAL version being ahead of the NTSC version. Sometimes the difference is as much as a few minutes! If you find that your mp3 file is constantly out of sync with the DVD you're watching, first make sure that you've downloaded the correct format of mp3 (NTSC for Region 1, PAL for elsewhere) and then check other things, such as the DVD version (Collector's Edition, Director's Cut, etc.) is correct for that mp3 file. These details are usually found on the product page. For more information on NTSC, as well as a list of countries that use it, click here. For PAL information use this link.
Episode 15: Double Trouble Lois and Jimmy follow a trail of murder that could lead to ancient riches- or to their own deaths. Except that Lois has less than a minute of screen time and Jimmy is simply stuffed in a closet, DEATH is a bit exaggerated. As Clark makes small talk with the military and German scientise, while Madame Charpentier is a man in drag. *New and Improved* Re-recored MP3 quality Better synced
When pigs fly. A trite axiom that should be retired and now the plot to a major motion picture! Join Wilbur as he adopts the moniker Porco and strives to earn his pilots license while battling the cast of Hairspray over the Mediterranean.Join the Tim and Weltall from Manga Pulse as they attempt to survive this "classic."
Tires squeal, engines rev and somebody dies in a fireball of glory. No this isn’t cooking with Rachel Ray, it’s futuristic(and yet retro-istic) racing! Welcome to Speed Racer, the movie based on an anime that nobody asked for! Join Tim and Weltall as they give it the commentary the directors didn’t want but needed so badly.
Sure, I can say without rebuke, we've all experimented at a young age with the explosive effects of booze. Whether it be that swig of shine from Granny's still, or..
Actually, I can't think of a single real, live-action instance when a libation has ever been so incendiary. Where dark, gaseous matter is violently strewn from the ear cavities, suggesting that alcohol is more than a mere oral irritant and liquid depressant.
Well, at least we have the notion of do-gooding, sports writer Tom Ullman. He claims that alcohol, in the hands of minors is a deadly combination.
Drinking: Most of us are doing it right now. Pilots do it. Doctors do it. I even know a certain Weimaraner that enjoys a beer or two -- every now and then. But have you ever worried needlessly about what alcohol can do to you? No?
From the mind of Uwe Boll, certainly the Coleman Francis of our generation, comes a bold, striking new take on the age-old battle of Good Vs. Evil: what if it was depicted as a battle between light and darkness?
Driving can be tough. Especially when idiots on bicycles are in your way. I mean, seriously, get a car or get out of the way, Ike the Bike. Whether you feel that way yourself or think I’m a turd for saying it, this short is for you.
Join America’s Favorite Guy, Doug Driesel Jr. (Orwellian Nightmare Society) as he teams with awesomedude30.blip.tv’s Ed Galvez to weather I Like Bikes, a story of a young woman as she has to watch out for morons on bikes.
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This iRiff contains the short and riff, pre-synced and a host segment. Back in the day, television was called serials, and you had to wait, like, FOREVER for another one to come out. Plus, they were SOOOOOOOO crappy.Take “Radar Men From the Moon.” Please! Get it? Like the comic said? It’s about a guy who’s pretty much an annoying Rocketeer, his some lady and two random guys as they take a rocket to the moon.
Do you remember John Landis' classic take on the werewolf film, American Werewolf in London? The classic scene with the "American Balloon Thief?" The amazing transformation sequence that won a special Makeup Effects Oscar?
This is not that film.
Less of a sequel and more of a...well, completely unrelated film, "American Werewolf in Paris" proved that yes, a film was made 16 years after the other one. Starring Kirk Cameron-alike Tom Everett Scott (from others films in the late 1990s) and Julie Delpy (who shows there's more than one way to pronounce 'c
Jon Voight is a deeply disturbed, homicidal maniac with an Ahab-type-Level 3 obsession. That's handy for the movie Anaconda where he plays a homicidal maniac snake poacher with an Ahab-type-Level 3 obsession with giant snakes. However, Mr. Voight is required to flex his acting muscles a bit for the rest of the character in order to create the insanely cartoonish expressions of Paul Sarone who employs a Wile E. Coyote style plot to, for some reason, trick a documentary film crew into coming along on his hunting trip.
Tommy is angry. He is an angry boy. Most people would count him as a lost cause already, but not the wise and insightful Dr. Marshall. After he is caught stealing (Tommy, that is) he was sent to the psychologist to find out just what's wrong with him. Turns out Tommy is beyond saving, so they have to put him down ... oops.
According to wikipedia, Osiris represented life, death, and fertility. I guess that's appropriate in a deep-Matrix-Whoa! sort of way. The Osiris dies, but in doing so, provides life for the people of Zion, and fertility too when you consider the rave in the second movie.Oh, wait, did I just say the Osiris dies? Oh no! I spoiled the plot that's heavily implied in the title.Wikipedia also says: The boss at the end of the Egyptian themed dungeon, Ruins of Ahn'Qiraj, in World of Warcraft is named Ossirian the Unscarred and has the features of a hawk. Well, that's good to know.
When the episode is random FOR Ranma 1/2, that says something!
As such is the case with episode one of the fifth season, Martial Mayhem's "Give me that Pigtail!" There's a few moments that make you wonder if at one point the director just says 'We're going crazy for the sake of being crazy.' Then again, what else can you say when one of the scenes involves a minor character urinating over a cliff for no apperent reason? Also yes, Ranma's pig tail is implied to be a certain... manly tool...
Remember the 50's? No? Neither do we, since our parents were still in diapers back then. But apparently as children, their generation was just as annoying as every generation has been since the start of the human race. Yes, its those adorable children asking questions constantly while annoyance, resentment and bitterness begin to build within all the adults within earshot. This short provides us with a sad look at what was considered progressive social education back then, which can be summed up thusly. "Try answering their questions in a relatable and appropriate way".
Chris Wolvie's sole purpose in the Animation Ripping Theater (or ART for short) is to destroy beloved (and a few loathed) animated movies. And none is more beloved than the Best Picture Academy Award-nominated Disney classic about a lovely, intelligent girl and a massive walking furball with fierce orthodontic problems and a fuse shorter than the Enchanted Objects who wait on him paw-and-claw. So what happens when the most beautiful girl in a poor provincial town meets a transformed prince who's spent ten years without human contact and a mirror which can show him any girl's bedroo
