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TS: BETTER USE OF LEISURE TIME
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iRIFF BY: Team Swizzlebeef  (Created June 24, 2009)

How can you make better use of your leisure time? Damned if we know, but maybe you'll know after watching Team Swizzlebeef take on this 50's educational short!

Thrill as Ken and his life partner, The Narrator... well... so far as we can tell, they don't actually do anything, but thrill anyway! Cringe away from lovingly filmed up-close junk shots, gawk at Ken's magic desk-mounted time portal, wonder why Ken's dad apparently married his grandmother, but most importantly, laugh your fool hinder off as Team Swizzlebeef excavate the funny from this otherwise baffling short.

Note: This short is panda-free. Repeat: There is no panda to see here.


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MichaelFennelly's picture

Welcome Birthers!

Having already demonstrated your joking abilities, come check out our jokes here as we gleefully demolish this 50's educational short. It's more fun than a barrel of Kenyan Birth Certificates, and infinitely more comprehensible than ORLY! Share and enjoy!

MichaelFennelly's picture

We can haz ratingz?

Hi, Folks! We can't help but notice that only a little less than a third of you kind, attractive, intelligent people that are buying our humble product are going ahead and rating it.

I don't mean to nag, but...it REALLY upsets the panda. He was just here, stinking to the heavens of Natty Ice, staggering all over the place, and mumbling ominously about exactly what he was going to do to us Team Swizzlebeefians if he didn't see some ratings.

Seriously. We're scared.

ILoveAnalogue's picture

I'm going to stop goofing around and start working my wood!

Thanks to Team Swizzlebeef, my life has new meaning. This is the greatest day EVER.

MichaelFennelly's picture

Thanks to all you fine upstanding purchasers of our crap!

If, after being a fine upstanding purchaser of the comedic arts, you could also be a fine upstanding commentor upon the comedic arts, and then possibly be a one-to-five star reviewer of the comedic arts, we fine upstanding Swizzlebeefians would greatly, greatly appreciate it! Thanks!

k1posterchild's picture

5 stars

Great job guys! Keep it up!

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