Imagine another world filled with mighty warriors and evil sorcerers fighting over a stronghold of great power, power to rule over all of creation!
Now imagine that world didn't have the budget to show itself and had to stage much of their battle in a low populated American town.
Yes it's Masters of the Universe, a toy line so big and popular it spawned four animated series to date and a major film (in the sense that anything produced by Golan-Globus can be considered a major film). Enjoy with us as we watch Dolph Lundgren play He-Man about as convincingly as your little brother did his first Halloween and Frank Langella play a character somewhat less evil and cartoony than Nixon.
Performed by James "Ronin Fox" Cruise, Andrea "Anais.Jude" Krottner, and Matt "DraCCu" Hampton.
Written by James Cruise, Andrea Krottner, Matt Hampton, Scott H, Christopher Wyer, Mike 5150, D.B. Barnes, David and Alissa Krottner
(PAL tester needed for this track. If you have a PAL copy of this movie, contact me on the rifftrax forum here forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,11681.0.html or email roninfoxtrax@yahoo.com .)
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As I point out on the product page, I need a PAL tester for this track. My normal PAL tester was unable to get a copy of the movie (It's still in print here in the US, but it seems most other countries just have too high tastes to keep producing them) so the PAL version of this riff needs to be tested. If you have a PAL copy of the movie please contact me and I'll get you a free copy of the riff to test.
Oh poopie. I was going to do this movie. Oh well. Plenty of other smelly turds out there.
Another great Riff from Ronin, fried gold.
The Read-Me file had some mistakes, that have now been remedied. So there.
Wow, this had to be the cheapest sci-fi movie I have ever seen. It was filmed in modern times and "Skeletor" did not have a skull for a head. What the heck is going on???
The riff was another first class affair, full of good and funny riffs.
As a bonus when you get this on DVD you can listen to Gary Goddard's commentary where he actually explains decisions like not making Skeletor look like a skeleton, and going to Earth, and replacing Orko with Gwildor and so forth, and do it constantly with the air of someone who has no idea that his film was as bad as it was.
Ronin Fox has done it again. Another great riff.
The addition of Andrea "Anais.jude" Krottner really up the quality of the riffs. The three performers have a great chemistry and Masters of the Universe is the perfect target for their style.
This should go down as an iRiffs classic.
Excellent iRiff! RoninFox does it again. I liked the inclusion of a female riffer, makes for good variety. Also, make sure to get this one and not be confused with the one by Corvis and J. Freek.
LOL excellent. Go He-man.
Good job guys. This movie needed to be dealt with. No Sliders references though! So now since Julie and Kevin were sent back in time won't they have to go through this all again? And what about they're past selves? Meh, horrible movie. Thanks for riffing it.