Sometimes you have to step back and just think, what is the true spirit of the holidays? What is Christmas really all about.
I think I know what it is, for the spirit of Christmas was revealed to me many many years ago on a cold December morning. I woke up, crawled out of bed and down the stairs in my pajamas to join my family in a wonderful Halmarky moment when lo and behold I saw it.
I actually got the He-Man Power Sword I asked for! Sweet! No one else in my neighborhood got it, and I lorded it over them for months and months to come. Even the rich kid down at the end of the street was jealous of me! It was truely a miracle.
In the spirit of that, let us celebrate the spirit of toy-based commercialism all year round with this fun little story of love, caring, and evil living metal giants in clouds of smoke inside spaceships ordering the death of children.
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