We're going to try putting out the call this way: Our next live show for Riff Raff Theater will be Alien vs. Predator on May 8th, and we want to get as many people as possible involved. How does that work? Join the 150+ writers who have contributed to Riff Raff Theater, and you'll get free stuff!

1. Find a copy of AvP on DVD (The Theatrical cut, *not* the "Unrated Director's cut)

2. Download our scriptwriting template file at http://www.riffrafftheater.com/riff-template.xls

3. Get your friends together, toss back a few drinks, and try to dull the pain while making with the funny

4. Send your scripts to scripts@riffrafftheater.com. Scripts are due on March 15th!

All writers who have at least 1 joke used in the final script are guaranteed a free copy of the AvP riff on Rifftrax.com when the online version is released, and 2 free tickets to the live show on May 8th. We're working on more prizes for the best jokes and most prolific writers.

For more information, head to www.riffrafftheater.com!