There are many riffs of Twilight but this one is mine. And Twilight ain't your parents vampire movie. In fact, some may argue that it's not a vampire movie at all. It could be viewed as "The most epic Romance since Titanic"-according to Hollywood.com or it could be viewed as an instructional video for those want to make the ability to win a staring contest into a career. Then again, it could be both.
And this time Raven's Riffs has a female touch as Chris is joined by his fiance Amanda and their friend Kate. So get ready to be teleported back to high school, although I don't remember it being like this. But then again, I was asleep a lot of the time.
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Riff Raff Theater-(All titles to date except Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and Alien vs. Predator)
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While you've got the dvd rented why don't you check out the other Twilight riff available on iRiffs-
Comments
Really isn't that all you need to know?
Buy it and then force a Twilight fan to watch it.
Awesome! Made an otherwise flawed movie worth watching!
Seriously, this was some teen angst, self-absorbed nonesense!
The riffing was first rate..... the first joke ("Darwin Award") set the riff off on a good tone. The chemistry of the riffers really came out on the the track. There were many laugh out loud moments and if you listen to the track more than once, you will notice jokes you did not really notice the first time.
My wife has been waiting for a riff on this movie since she saw it. Four books read in 2 weeks, waiting for the movie, and then....THIS?
An accomplishment worthy of the Riff Masters. Our stomachs still hurt from laughting.
Thanks!
I just wanted to let you know that I've uploaded a PAL version of the riff. I don't have any way of checking it out so if you are interested in testing it for me please email me at ravensriffs@charter.net and I can hook you up with the files. Thanks to all those who have left feedback. Glad we could make you laugh.
Just finally finished it. Loved it. I thought the addition of the two female riffers really complemented the target movie. And i loved Raven's teenage girl freakout when Hairgel Head Vampire Dude finally makes he appearance. Overall, great track. Worth the time and money. DL Now!!!!
Fantastic riff! This movie deserved every riff you made.
Granted, I've only bought about ten so far, but this is far and away the best one I've heard yet!
I thought that, among the three iRiffs, this one was the best. I thought the sound quality was good; I could hear the riffers clearly without much alteration to the track (I think I may have amplified it, that's all). Hard to remember my favorite lines (this is a problem with regular Rifftrax too), but here are a few.
“A town of 3000 in the center of Washington state has the diversity of Tatooine?”
“I think he needs a chillaxative.”
“Is that a vampire bat?”
All in all, I find it on par in both audio quality and content quality with a regular Rifftrax.
This is the first iRiff I've bought and I have to say that it was well worth it. Really funny stuff. What you did in the movie when he took her up the mountain sun totally caused me to blow soda out my nose. Haven't done that in a long time.
Truly a great job on this!