After Neelix, holo-lungs. a hall of mirrors, and space clouds, Star Trek: Voyager finally decides to shape up and get serious when the crew discovers a wormhole that leads to the Alpha Quadrant.That's the good quadrant. Unable to fit through the wormhole, the crew instead tries to use it to send a message to a Romulan ship that, for some reason, is loitering around the other side. This is their chance to get messages to StarFleet and let everybody that they hope is worried about them know what's going on. BUT WAIT! Could they also beam to the other ship through the wormhole?! They've just GOTTA! Yes, after six long episodes, the Voyager crew is finally going to make it home! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!
This riff is part of a collaborative project to riff the second disk of Star Trek: Voyager, season one. The project is being organized by Ice on Mars' Michael T. Bradley. Check out these other riffs for episodes on the same disk:
105 "Phage" - Riffed by Cinester Theater
106 "The Cloud" - Riffed by Aaron J. Bossig and Michael T. Bradley
108 "Ex Post Facto" - Riffed by Ice On Mars - Supposedly coming soon... but seriously, "Eye of the Needle" is the last episode. They are ASSUREDLY going to make it home and the series will end. Sorry, Ice on Mars. Maybe next time.
NOTE: Riff contains mild adult themes and mild language
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Even Neelix Would Approve
Singing along with the theme music was a pretty risky move, but it turned out very well.... and funny.
Funny from start to finish.
I hope these guys do more episodes.
SO WORTH IT!!!
Non stop funny! And you'll learn things too. I learned that everything on the USS Voyager is pose activated, and that Romulans use the term "Yowzah!"
Superb!
I LOVED the song!
frickin amazing
The QT guys ABSOLUTELY jumped into this feet-first and made this sucker shine. They have amazing chemistry and just seem to be having such a great time through the whole thing. I totally want to see them handle a Neelix episode now. My personal favorite lines (as I've mentioned in the forums) are probably (it's hard to choose) Tracy's ZZT! reaction when Kes kisses the Doctor, and Tristan's spot-on Romulan commander answering the question, 'Is your family with you in space?' '....No ....' (it's hilarious when you actually see it, though obviously it doesn't quite translate to the written word.)
Very very entertaining. YAY.
Michael T Bradley
Ice on Mars
This was Hilarious!!
I think this was the Funniest of the 4-episode project!! The sing-along intro Ruled, and the Torres jokes had me Rolling!! - RVR II
Fantastic!
Great riff! I love the theme-song you guys sing for it at the beginning. Also, top-notch sound quality, and I really like the beeping as a means of keeping the track synced with the movie. All in all, this one is a must buy!