I know, I know. I haven't iRiffed in a while, and this is why. The quest to riff the entire Sci-Fi Classics box set continues with "Sons of Hercules: Land of Darkness". Why this one? Because it has EVERYTHING! A guy before he was a star (Dan Vadis), a guy Msties recognize (Ken Clark), stock footage from a completely different film, elephants, and it's a frickin' Hercules* movie! You can't CRAM any more awesomeness into it. Unless, of course, you add riffs, which I did. Speaking of which, just shy of two of these genuine hand-crafted riffs costs you no more than one solitary thin red cent. It's not Recession Pricing, it's Benevolence Pricing.
And to sweeten the deal a bit, stay tuned after the movie for a special presentation. I've done a bit of updating to the song "California Lady" from the movie "Track of the Moon Beast". It freakin' ROCKS! (As long as you expect only what one man with a guitar, multi effects pedal, and Audacity can do.)
The movie contains both audio and video, skillfully merged for your convenience.
*It's not actually Herc, just one of his sons. But we're not splitting hairs, here. Especially since I call him "Herc" throughout. (What can I say, he looks just like his father.)




Comments
There was a bit of a lapse in my quality control and I just noticed that from about 50:13 to 52:00 in the movie my riffs are a tad out of sync. I fixed it and also used the opportunity to add some more riffs here and there. Please download the "JustAndrew_SonsOfHerculesLandOfDarkness_v2.avi" edition.
-Just Andrew
"Please download the "JustAndrew_SonsOfHerculesLandOfDarkness_v2.avi" edition. -Just Andrew "
v2 or v3? Which is the definitive edition?
I am looking forward to this and need to know!
Why won't my paragraphs break automatically!?
Brian-
Hey there! Sorry I haven't gotten back to you until now. The definitive edition is v3. Rifftrax has this nasty habit of not letting me delete files so I have to keep numbering them.
I guess I COULD read the directions Rifftrax provides, but, bah!
-Just Andrew
Check this one out. Great price and great riffs. Kudos! Worth the pick up.
Thanks AMG! Of course, what life is complete without a Hercules Marathon which includes with BOTH mine AND America's Favorite Guy's version? None, I tell you, NONE!
-Just Andrew
I admit, I was lured into this iRiff for the price. $1.99 for a feature length VOD movie, that's unbelievable. Considering I would spend around $10.00 to see a hit or miss movie at the theater, this was beyond a bargain. I enjoyed the pacing of the jokes a lot, and the delivery of the riffer shows great comedic timing. I had never seen any kind of Hercules movie before so it made this special for me, the fight with the lion is my favorite part of the movie, it looked like the hero was trying to molest it. Once again, for around 2 bucks I had a fun night without someone kicking my chair from behind, and I didn't have to watch a blackberry screen shining like the Bat-Signal while being wielded by some snot nosed little punks in the row below me. Thanks Just Andrew.
Thanks, warwilf!
I charge a lot less for milk duds, too.
-Just Andrew