Ray has everything. Good friends, good family, and a death grip on the state's extemporaneous speaking competition. Now that he's the newly elected class president to boot, nothing can stand in his way. Grasping the very fibers of the universe, Ray plays with time and space like they were marionettes. Enter womankind to screw the whole thing up! How will Ray deal? Join "Just Andrew" as we explore Ray's complex inner workings of aggressive domination, unadmitted longing, and a buzz cut that makes Howie Long jealous.
And entire short for only $.75 (6 cents per minute)? Yes, because I don't do it for the money. I do it for the babes.
Contains both the audio and video track, skillfully merged for your pleasure.
Comments
I'm not sure if I've ever made a comment on how funny you are, Andrew. And in case you read this, I have to say you definitely have a gift for this sort of thing. I've been buying stuff on here regularly for at least 3 years, trying out many things by different iRiffers, and I think your iriffs are my favorite. I put you up there with Mike and the crew as being nearly as funny. Sometimes funnier!
I don't write many comments... on ANYTHING... but I want to let everyone know, if they don't already, that... wow, I think I feel a song coming on...
Yooooouuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrre theeeee TOP!
You're a Waldorf salad
You're the top!
You're a *Berlin ballad
* Famous songwriter Cole Porter wrote the lyrics to his classic song "You're The Top," and it was written about 50+ years before "Take My Breath Away" hit the charts, so please take this fact into consideration.
(However, Berlin did actually make it to the top with this Giorgio Moroder ballad, which just happens to be on the "TOP Gun" soundtrack. I'm Casey Kasem. Now back to the countdown. )
If I'm the bottom, you're the top, Andrew. Keep those riffs coming!
i just wanted to chime in and agree with 'yeahsonic' about the quality of your riffs. you are one of the 2-3 riffers whose riffs i buy without bothering to watch the sample. you really do have the 'Gift of Riff'. i haven't seen any new riffs from you for awhile...i'm sure it's time consuming and takes a lot of work but...i hope you plan to keep on riffing. you riff and i'll buy. oh yeah, your riffs are absolutely worth more than .75cents.
thanks for the laughs,
the monkey
Goodness. Thank you both for the very nice comments. I promised that I DO check in from time to time to check these, and even if I haven't published any iRiffs in awhile (God seems to have other plans for my already hectic life recently) I can't ever see myself NOT riffing on that which deserves it. I wish I had time to do this more often, but yes, it does take a lot of time and effort.
As funny as Mike and the gang, huh? I am honestly speechless. Mike is a certain type of hero of mine. Self-made musician and funny-man, doing what he loves for a living, popular, but not enough to make anyone leave a severed head on his doorstep.
The money I make from these iRiffs goes to fund my music habit and my praise band at church thanks all "Just Andrew" fans who have helped us buy a rather nice acoustic-electric guitar and pay a drummer a few bucks a week. God bless you all.
Kelly McGillis huh? Never saw that one coming!