The Knights Divide. Inspired by the popular trend of including spoilers in the titles of movies, as seen in such blockbusters as Jonathan Dies in the End, Elizabeth Ends Up Marrying the Fat Guy, and the timeless classic, He Turns Out to be the Main Character's Brother in the End II: Still...
Gamera is a staple of movie riffing. Ever since 5 of his classic films were riffed on Mystery Science Theater 3000, fans have fallen in love with the giant flying turtle billed as the friend of all children. After disappearing for a number of years, Gamera made his re-emergence from his shell...
Gamera, self-proclaimed guardian of the universe (ashamedly trying to work his way out of his previous title as friend of all children) is back and he brought Insert Coin(s) to Continue with him again on his final 1990s adventure in the thrilling conclusion to the 90s Gamera trilogy -- Revenge...
They said it couldn't be done. Ok, so no one said that, but we preempted their doubt and swiftly exceeded all imposed expectations! Ladies and gentlemen. no matter what the Dark Knight fans insist, we all know what was really the best film of 2008. The charming and beautifully animated Pixar...
The story of Dracula is a tale that has been told for generations. The story of a terrible misfortune and a complete fall from grace. The 1992 film is in keeping with these films. The misfortune is, of course, the film and the fall from grace is the poetic decline of The Godfather's director...
The Knights Divide. Inspired by the popular trend of including spoilers in the titles of movies, as seen in such blockbusters as Jonathan Dies in the End, Elizabeth Ends Up Marrying the Fat Guy, and the timeless classic, He Turns Out to be the Main Character's Brother in the End II: Still...
Klaatu Barada Nikto! Since its first on-screen utterance in 1951, countless T-shirts and bumper stickers have been circulated around the nerd community bearing the phrase. The funny part is that no one really knows what it means. What we do know, though, is that it comes from The Day the Earth...
Tommy is angry. He is an angry boy. Most people would count him as a lost cause already, but not the wise and insightful Dr. Marshall. After he is caught stealing (Tommy, that is) he was sent to the psychologist to find out just what's wrong with him. Turns out Tommy is beyond saving, so they...
Insert Coin(s) to Continue presents his sure to be worst selling track of all time! That's right -- Ryan is riffing a film so rare, Netflix doesn't even have a copy of it. For you Gamera completionists out there, though, here you go. A healthy, steaming portion of Gamera: Attack of Legion ... or...
Gotta Catch 'Em All? Not anymore! Pokèmon: The 2000th Movie takes on one of the greatest evils that man has unleashed upon the world: collecting! Pokèmon aren't something to be collected like plushies or trading cards! In other news, the Pope has denounced Catholicism and PETA is...
It's Christmas time again, and you know what that means. There's going to be someone out there to ruin it for those of us who just want to have a good time. In America, it's the ACLU. In the magical world of Whoville, it's the horrible, nasty Grinch (whom sources close to him say is a bad banana...
A folder of government documents is in danger! ... And that's about all I understood of the plot of independent director Jeff Prahl's first original feature film, The Lincoln Project. In retaliation for a horribly embarrassment involving a homecoming tux and a can of Red Bull, Jeff's close and...
The universe is in danger, and He-Man is getting too old to do anything about it anymore. The universe needs a new guardian. Someone strong. Someone brave. Someone green and scaly. Unfortunately, riffer Insert Coin(s) to Continue is the best we could come up with. He'll be taking on one of the...
