The universe is in danger, and He-Man is getting too old to do anything about it anymore. The universe needs a new guardian. Someone strong. Someone brave. Someone green and scaly. Unfortunately, riffer Insert Coin(s) to Continue is the best we could come up with. He'll be taking on one of the biggest threats to mankind: Kaiju revival films!

Today, Coin(s) riffs everyone's favorite turtle movie! ... Well, that's not true ... Everyone's favorite turtle-fighting-evil movie ... rather ... Everyone's favorite Japanese turtle-fighting-evil movie ... made in 1995. MST3K favorite returns in Gamera: Guardian of the Universe and he loves children more than ever! More fun than you could crash a taxi through!