Bram Stoker's Dracula

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The story of Dracula is a tale that has been told for generations. The story of a terrible misfortune and a complete fall from grace. The 1992 film is in keeping with these films. The misfortune is, of course, the film and the fall from grace is the poetic decline of The Godfather's director Francis Ford Coppola.

Dracula tells the story of a young Keanu Reeves who happens upon a fanciful castle full of naked women, liquids that drip towards the ceiling, and an eccentric old man with a rather rude shape attached to his head. Think of it like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory ... if the entire film had been the trippy tunnel sequence.

Riffer Insert Coin(s) to Continue dawns his favorite butt wig to guide you through the puzzling world of Bram Stoker's Dracula, and he is Bram Stoked to do it! More fun than you could fit into an empty coffin!

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