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ICWXP: BLOODY PIT OF HORROR W/ SHORT THE TALKING CAR VOD
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iRIFF BY: Incognito Cinema Warriors XP  (Created February 13, 2009)

Join Commander Rick Wolf along with his robot pals Johnny Cylon and Topsy-Bot 5000, as they're forced to sit through their first short film and yet another trashy Italian horror flick at the hands of crazed inventor Dr. Harrison Blackwood! 

The Short: In this bone-chilling short, a young boy faces off with grumpy, demonic cars hell-bent on teaching him the rules of pedestrian safety (and giving him every complex in the book).

The Film: Mr. Universe of 1955, Mickey Hargitay (Lady Frankenstein) plays reclusive ex-actor Travis Anderson, who enjoys wearing effeminate bathrobes and brooding in his cozy castle.   Along with his two live-in henchmen, he lives a life of complete and utter solitude!  However, that all changes when a group of smarmy smut photographers and their fussy model girlfriends storm his abode, and it means one thing - wacky trouble!

Watch Travis’ noble crusade against the sinful pornographers, aided by the lovable spirit of skin-tight leotard-wearing murderer, The Crimson Executioner! Your jock area will be positively aching with sympathy pains!

ICWXP:  There’s a new face around the theater!  Well, a new head, actually.  Enjoy the fun as the guys meet “Zed the Head”.  He’s not what you would expect from your average disembodied zombie head.  He’s really quite polite and sophisticated… when he’s not trying to tear your flesh from your bones and swallow your soul.  Zed quickly becomes the target of sophomoric pranks-o'-plenty at the hands of Rick & Co.

As always, this offering is complete with six fun live action skits!

This is a Video on Demand product.  For the DVD version, click here.

Be sure to check out more ICWXP at www.icwxp.com and on MySpace.


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funnyyyy's picture

----- funny

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funny

P.S.Productions's picture

What a revelation!

This was my first experience with ICWXP, and I was bowled over. Top-notch riffing, combined with host segments that recapture the fun of the old MST3K, but with a fresh new voice. Very nice production values, too. This would not be out of place on Comedy Central or SciFi/SyFy. Seriously. I don't say it lightly, but this is a worthy successor to Mystery Science Theater 3000. If those channels had a brain between them ...

Oh, and 5 out of 5, in case there was any doubt. Kudos!

Sonny Vegas's picture

This is just what we needed!

Bullseye! This stuff is great. I'm so happy to have such a brilliant idea in entertainment - MST3K, continue with ICW's awesome group of writers and ideas to keep this ride up and running. Fanbase is growing and the stuff just gets funnier. Success!

Thanks ICW!

Sonny Vegas - Professional Puppet Maker
www.SonnyVegas.com

InsrtCoins's picture

Fantastic

Flawless, as always. The Talking Car is some of the best riffing I've ever heard -- outranking even most MST3K and RiffTrax shorts. It outshines the actual feature, but only because it is SO good. The feature itself is also brilliantly riffed. I'd recommend this to anyone with a head and at least some trace of life left in them.

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FranchonSmith's picture

excellent!

DavidPinkston's picture

Top notch riffing. Hilarious

Top notch riffing. Hilarious host segments. The washed-out Crimson Executioner at the end had me rolling. These guys have captured the spirit of MST3K like nothing since.

Richard Van Remmen II's picture

ROCK ON!!

Gotta Love tearing into these old flicks!

Keep Up the GR8 Work!

- RVR II

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