Hor-RIFF-ic: Poltergeist

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions rises from the dead yet again.  This time Gary and Erin have set their blood soaked sights on the spooky classic: Poltergeist!

Sure, it's a critically acclaimed box office smash produced by Steven Spielberg, but you think that will stop the Slashers?  They can k<censored by DreamWorks>s!

What did we find when we cleaned out this movie's creepy closet?

• Evil Clowns!
• Steak Marathons!
• Horrible Parenting!
• Gravity Fluctuations!
• Psychic Leprechauns!
• Puff...Dope...Bud...Chronic!

Plus: Enough Star Wars toys to choke a Wookie!

So follow the lights (not that one!) to the newest fan submission track that's guaranteed* to satisfy.  Now let's clean house!  Don't forget to rate and review-oooOOOooo.

Visit The Slashers' Evil Lair at www.Hor-RIFF-ic.com.

*Guarantee valid only in alternate dimension filled with strawberry jam.