Hor-RIFF-ic Productions takes it's first stab at one of the original horror franchises. In doing so, Gary and Erin will attempt to survive one of the strangest sequels ever devised: Halloween III - Season of the Witch!
Never heard of it? Assume you must have seen it at some point but just don't recall? Don't be so sure, once you've seen Halloween III, you never forget. Scared? Good, that's kind of our thing!
What can you expect to find in your pillow case this Halloween?
- Druids!
- Irish Robots!
- Catchy Jingles!
- Alcoholic Doctors!
- Unfortunate Nudity!
- Defective Halloween Masks!
Plus: The perfect amount of Michael Myers!
So join us, if you've got the guts, and soon you'll be singing along: "We just saw Halloween III, Halloween III, Halloween III! We just saw Halloween III and laughed our ass off!"
Don't forget to rate and review, or it'll be apples and pennies for the lot of ya!
Visit The Slashers' Evil Lair at www.Hor-RIFF-ic.com.




Comments
Celebrating our 1st anniversary with this jewel of a bad movie. One of our most challenging victims, we've sliced it and diced it and sprinkled it with cinnamon...just for you!
If any movie deserved to be riffed it is this one. Halloween III has NOTHING to do with any other Halloween movie and you will spend the whole movie thinking, "What?!" It's pretty weird on it's own, but the Slashers' riff of it makes it hilarious. Would watch again!
Be warned, the jingle that appears in this movie get is your HEAD.
Wow. I knew a bit of this movie's reputation before, but not a lot of details. You can imagine how happy I am that I waited until your riff came out to actually attempt to watch this freaking thing. I mean, I don't care one bit if you don't have Micheal Meyers in your horror movie, but if you take him out you should have something worth watching to replace him with. Great riffing as always. The stalking songs were awesome.
These guys never fail to put a smile on my face. 12 fantastic riffs. This movie is so horrible. This is by far the most deserving movie they've mocked yet. I give it a perfect 12 out of 12 .
I thought Gary was sick when they made this yet he sounds fine.. Slashers are such hypochondriacs..
I thought this was, by far, your funniest one yet. I would put it up there with anything that Mike and the gang have done. It was a good omen when I was laughing during the opening credits. You managed to point out, "this movie sucks" in many clever ways without resorting to just saying "this movie sucks". Many, many funny one liners (e.g. when the beery doctor stands up from bed and we see his naked backside..... "this one's for the .... well, I am not sure who this one is for") and running gags throughout.
I literally cannot recommend this one enough!
Eventhough this movie does not deserve soiler alerts, I was wondering....
[spoiler]1. Why did the hospital have only two people on staff, one doctor and one nurse?
2. It was VERY creepy to have our beery doctor making out with the 18 year old Pat Benatar look alike. I felt like I was watching porn.
3. Irish robots............... WTF?
4. And the girl was a robot? That made NO sense.
5. Just who did the doctor call at the end to pull all tv ads? Any random guy can call and get TV shut down?[/spoiler]
A nice, funny treat for Halloween! Buy this one - it's a great riff!
Wow this movie... I have no words, except Hor-RIFF-ic makes it fun!
Another home run from the Hor-RIFF-ic Productions crew!
Seriously, what the hell was that?!? I knew this movie was bad going in but until you actually lay eyes on it, words can’t abide the telling of this abomination. This borders on Troll 2 levels of awfulness. If it wasn’t accompanied by a riff, I wouldn't have made it through 15 minutes without shutting it off. Fortunately, I was in the very-capable hands of the Hor-RIFF-ic team. I was a bit worried that they might be off their game on this one as it started a bit slow for me, but less than 10 minutes in, I was put at ease as the crew got into their usual high gear and started delivering a steady stream of quality jokes.
The hero of this turd burger is an utterly unlikable character and the riffers deliver consistently funny jokes aimed at his booze-fueled ineptitude. As for the “story”, I found it amusing that I had the exact same reaction as the riffers when it came to the major plot points…that of absolute incredulity. Seriously? No Mike Meyers and they're actually robots?!? Come on!!!
The riffers could have been justifiably vicious in their approach but they opt instead to add humor to a movie that repeatedly makes an ass of itself (Robert "Bob" Reed says it best below.) I could go on and on but I won’t. Just check this out and drink in the awfulness of the movie chased with some great riffing.
Favorite laugh-out-loud moments:
“If I talk…” riff.
Blackout riff.
Motel blanket riff.
Baileys riff.
“Housekeeping!”
“To the moon!”
For what it's worth, I definitely recommend this iRiff. Hor-RIFF-ic does not disappoint.
i plan on checking this one out even though i want to avoid this film