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Again?!? Surely they didn't make another one. Ok, if you say so, but it does seem like overkill. Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is back for another installment of the famous horror franchise: Friday the 13th Part 3!
Gary, Erin, and Satan return to Crystal Lake looking some merry mayhem. But with the same recycled deaths and lame attempts at 3D photography, this one is going to be painful!
What's left to scrape from the bottom of this bloody barrel?
- Phallic symbols!
- Pregnancy...wait, what?!
- Hay, straw, and...more hay!
- Bowel movements...in 3-D!!!
- Manners Enforcement Squad!
- Harold - the worst man on Earth!
Plus: Random Hocky Equipment!
And guess what? You get an eyeball, and you get an eyeball, EVERYBODY GET'S AND EYEBALL!!! Well, what are you waiting for? Go buy it already!
Please take the time to rate and comment, don't be like Shelly. Everybody hates Shelly.
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Dale Hammock for President!!!
Finishing out the franchise...errrr, never mind. First off, did somebody buy some new microphones? WOW! The sound quality is so much improved over the early releases. Levels are higher and more consistent and the voices have a lot more bass. Very nice job.
As for the riffing, the crew doesn't disappoint. They've really come into their own at this point, their character and tone solidly established. That said I do have to say that I'm not a huge fan of the "Satan" character. I find myself either wondering why he's not more severely punished for his bad puns or thinking one of the other personas couldn't have delivered his line better. It wasn't a big deal at all because he doesn't chime in much. Perhaps I just haven't acquired a tatse for Satan...hmm, that didn't come out right. That aside, the riff delivers a steady stream of good jokes peppered with great jokes. Erin stands out with her signature sarcasm while Gary anchors the track with a variety of delivery styles. Erin has a couple of great extended riffs in this one. Did I mention what a colossal P.O.S. this movie is?!? Well, it is and the duo takes plenty of well-deserved jabs at what is essentially a really crappy remake of the first movie. Don't miss the hilarious bloopers at the end of the track. Sounds like these guys have a blast recording.
Favorite laugh-out-loud moments (out of many):
Catfish noodling riff.
"Nine dollars in quarters" riff.
Dementia Dad riff.
Another funny variation on the "ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah" theme.
Dale Hammock!!!
I highly recommend the whole Friday the 13th trilogy. These guys debuted strong and have only gotten better over time. Looking forward to Part IV...Final Chapter MY ASS!!!
I could watch Shelly all day.......
..... and I think I did. Goodness, what a HORRIBLE character. Who wrote this movie anyway, it was terribly unoriginal and full of people you WANTED to die.
Very funny iRiff.
rocky ...road
Really liked this, the Satan voice-dealie takes a little getting used to but there's some fried gold in here.
Pretty Slick, Rick!
5 Stars as usual!
Horrific-ly fantastic
These guys never fail to give a great track.. Loved Gary's Shelly voice.. Great job you three... Yes you did great too Satan.
I can't wait for the next track and the next outing to Crystal Lake.
Re: My new favorite Hor-RIFF-ic release.
Thanks for heads up on the 3D message on that version, We've re-recorded the syncing instructions so that should correct the issue, the new files have been uploaded so if you've purchased it you should be able to re-download the new files. Enjoy and keep the comments coming.
My new favorite Hor-RIFF-ic release.
You guys keep getting better and better, this was awesome.
BTW-anyone watching this with the 3-D version, just restart the track after the "you need your 3-D glasses" message fades off the screen instead of the Paramount logo and you're synced up fine. You don't want all those awesome eye-popping handle shots to go to waste (not to mention the less frequent eye-popping eye-popping-out shots.)
So buy this track!
Oh, I mean please buy this track, ma'am, sir.
Death to Shelly!
Welcome back friends. Hope you like our 9th victim, the 3rd in the Friday franchise. 3D glasses not required, but blindfold recommended. Be kind and rate or Sheriff Kenny Rogers will find you!