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The Slashers are back! Gary Slasher - the madman of movie riffs and his wife Erin Slasher - the corpse of commentary.
Still bitter about not being accepted by the horror “in” crowd they have decided to take their revenge on Stephen King’s The Children of the Corn, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions’ 2nd victim.
This film gets plowed, picked, shucked, cooked, eaten, and oddly enough, passed straight through their systems. Yep, this movie certainly doesn’t skimp on the fertilizer. Just a couple of things to consider when considering this one:
- Never go to Nebraska.
- Not buying this track is forbidden sayeth the Lord!
- Seriously, never go to Nebraska.
- Profaning and unbelieving, all the cool kids are doing it.
- If you’re already in Nebraska....get out now!
- You might start referring to perfect strangers as “OUTLANDER!”
- Western Iowa, Northern Kansas, Northeast Colorado, just stay away from the whole Midwest in general just to be safe.
Be sure to pick up this latest installment by the Hor-RIFF-ic duo that’s here to slay. We promise it’s going to be a bloody good time.
BONUS: Special guest star -- Satan!
Come visit Erin and Gary at their MySpace Page and at their Merch Store. Oh, and be sure to leave good comments. You want to keep those juicy brains, right?
Typos are forbidden!
New text file has been uploaded, thanks for the heads up.
Last-minute errors
Run spell-check on your text file! And please get better mics.
Otherwise, very good track. Very funny.
Thanks
We'd just like to take a moment to say thanks to all our fans, and to those that commented and rated our products. In the wake of all the stress with the contest and everything else we realized that making just a few people laugh is worth more than any recognition we ever get. If we make you laugh then we are eternally pleased and happy you took a chance on us. We won't let you down...or eat your brain. Promise.
The Cream of the Crop
Once again, the best riffs on this site that the MST3K guys haven't had a hand in. Simply, sublimely hilarious. It's a very rare moment when these two miss an opportunity this movie gives them to mock it horrendously. And a plus for anyone who loves torturous puns, Hor-riff-ic's CotC riff has more per volume than their Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp riffs combined, which is natural, considering the source material. Now it's just two weeks of anxious waiting until the My Bloody Valentine cut is (tentatively) scheduled for release, and after listening to these, I'm picking it up immediately. God (er, I mean Satan), I hate that movie.
THIS is a horror film?
Not much very scarey in this "horror" film, unless you count Linda Hamilton's dance scene.
Very funny riff!
Loved your comments about how the movie just ended like it did.
Another winner
You guys just keep get better. Keep it up, you'll get a sale from me everytime.
Looks like a winner
This one looks like a good one... *adds Children of the Corn to his Netflix queue*, THANKS! : D
No more books and stuuudys....
They continue to impress. Loved this track, waiting impatiently for the next. These guys are pun machines, and just when you think they've run out, they hit you with another one. Highly Recomended!----Duck Hunt is my Zen. DAMN IT! I MISSED ONE!
COMMENTS ARE FORBIDDEN!
Ah, hell with it, I'll give one anyway. This track was greatness, just as funny as your Friday the 13th track, and once again you've made a very worthy riffing target highly entertaining. Thank you.
I'll make the appointment to get that tattoo tomorrow.
Yet another home run...
God this movie deserved a riffing. Use your EARS and listen to this riff. These two are hilarious! Great team. I was laughing a great deal. Good riffs, great delivery. Ok the jokes are CORNY.Trust these two and their iRiffs and you can't go wrong. It is a-MAIZE-ing how great the riffs are. I better stop with all the praise. Don't want to come off as a STALKer. Or they could think I'm trying to BUTTER them up. or I might come off as a bit of a FLAKE.
Sorry I had to get some pun jokes in. They just POPPED into my mind.
Alright I'll stop.
Seriously though great riff. 5/5.
Finally! Awesome!
I've been waiting impatiently for this groups next track and it didn't disappoint me. The jokes just keep on coming, and Satan was a surprise, loved the Tron joke. MORE!
Welcome one and all!
Hello, we're Hor-RIFF-ic Productions.
This is our 2nd offering on Rifftrax.com. We struggled greatly with this pile of a movie, but are feeling pretty confident that it was worth it. Please feel free to leave any comments you want. Just don't forget one of us is a homicidal maniac and the other devours brains on a regular basis. Just kidding! Not really, say something nice.
Hope you enjoy the show!!!