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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: FROGS!

Prepare to meet the harbingers of doom and evil beyond imagining. Gary and Erin Slasher from Hor-RIFF-ic Productions will now face their most terrifying foe to date: FROGS!

Why are you laughing? You don't think frogs can be scary? Well just try sitting through this ecological cautionary tale all by yourselves and see if you're not screaming by the end.

What's out there in the swamp, ready to hop out and kill you at any moment?

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Now Accepting Submissions for Leprechaun

We are asking for scripts by the end of June (but we'll probably be able to work with you if you need additional time).

Here's a blank script (excel file) if you'd like to use it.

Email scripts to hor.riff.ic@gmail.com, or let us know if you have any questions.

Now, get to work!

Submitted by Hor-RIFF-icProd... on 25 May 2010 - 12:25pm

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Friday the 13th Part IV!

Pack up the camper, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is heading back to Crystal Lake! Gary and Erin Slasher take down the much loathed 4th film in the franchise: Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter!

Four times the kills (that you've pretty much seen before), four times the action (hope you like windows breaking), and four times the suspense (will the opening montage ever end?)!

What's in store for us in this ironically named installment?

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Gremlins!

'Tis the season for bloody slaughter! Well for Hor-RIFF-ic Productions it is anyway. Gary and Erin Slasher bring their merry mayhem to one of the most beloved X-mas horror movies: Gremlins!

Will they be naughty or nice to this 80's classic? (Hint: they're never nice.) Chestnuts aren't the only thing that's going to be roasted this holiday season!

So, what did jolly old ~~Satan~~ Santa Claus drop down your chimney with glee?

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Halloween III!

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions takes it's first stab at one of the original horror franchises. In doing so, Gary and Erin will attempt to survive one of the strangest sequels ever devised: Halloween III - Season of the Witch!

Never heard of it? Assume you must have seen it at some point but just don't recall? Don't be so sure, once you've seen Halloween III, you never forget. Scared? Good, that's kind of our thing!

What can you expect to find in your pillow case this Halloween?

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For those who like to re-author....

Thanks to the ever-helpful and generous Bob (thanks Bob!), we have a whole stack of DVD covers available for our tracks.

You can find them here!

Submitted by Hor-RIFF-icProd... on 30 September 2009 - 7:40am

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Poltergeist!

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions rises from the dead yet again. This time Gary and Erin have set their blood soaked sights on the spooky classic: Poltergeist!

Sure, it's a critically acclaimed box office smash produced by Steven Spielberg, but you think that will stop the Slashers? They can k<censored by DreamWorks>s!

What did we find when we cleaned out this movie's creepy closet?

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: The Stuff!

Hungry? Your pals Gary and Erin at Hor-RIFF-ic Productions have cooked up a tasty treat for their 10th victim: THE STUFF!

Never heard of this gaggingly bad MO-tion picture? Well tuck in! You don't know what you've been missing...

Spanking!
Abe Vigoda!
Communist plots!
Wild mayonnaise!
Folksy sayings at every turn!
Extremely effective advertising jingles!

Warning: This film has not been approved by the FDA for consumption by the general public.

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Friday the 13th Part III!

Again?!? Surely they didn't make another one. Ok, if you say so, but it does seem like overkill. Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is back for another installment of the famous horror franchise: Friday the 13th Part 3!

Gary, Erin, and Satan return to Crystal Lake looking some merry mayhem. But with the same recycled deaths and lame attempts at 3D photography, this one is going to be painful!

What's left to scrape from the bottom of this bloody barrel?

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Tremors!

Did you feel that? The ground is moving, something's under there! Oh wait, somebody was just shaking with laughter after watching the newest Hor-RIFF-ic Productions victim: TREMORS!

Gary and Erin Slasher, along with Satan and a gaggle of their freakiest friends, are ready to drag this cult classic down and kick sand in its face.

Smelly, slimy, subterranean monsters not enough? We've got more:

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Monster Squad!

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How can a movie with Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon be bad? Exhibit A: The Monster Squad.

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riffers, Gary and Erin Slasher, are primed to rip this 80s childhood favorite limb from limb. Yes, even the little girl, that @#$%&!

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Stephen King's IT - Part Two!

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is proud to present the 2nd half of Stephen King’s classic made-for-TV epic -- IT.

Having been sufficiently tenderized by Cinester Theater in part one, Erin and Gary Slasher are set to devour IT’s remaining half. Mmmm....mediocre acting talent.

What can be expected from this creepy crapfest?

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Friday the 13th Part 2!

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Here they go again! Hor-RIFF-ic Productions returns to the franchise that started it all: Friday the 13th Part 2.

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: My Bloody Valentine (1981)!

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Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has decided to spread the ~~blood~~ love, with their next sickeningly funny offering: My Bloody Valentine (1981).

Gary (I-don’t-like-to-be-touched) Slasher and his always lovely corpse bride Erin are more than willing to dissect this Canadian horror classic.

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We're everywhere!

Behind your shower curtain, under your bed, in your closet...

AND on:

Zazzle (Merch!)

You better go check us out... if you wanna keep your brains, that is.

Submitted by Hor-RIFF-icProd... on 4 February 2009 - 11:44am

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Sleepaway Camp!

They are NOT happy campers! Gary and Erin Slasher (the rippers of riffing) are back again to slice up another helpless horror movie for their own sick amusement, and yours as well.

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Children of the Corn!

The Slashers are back! Gary Slasher - the madman of movie riffs and his wife Erin Slasher - the corpse of commentary.

Still bitter about not being accepted by the horror “in” crowd they have decided to take their revenge on Stephen King’s The Children of the Corn, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions’ 2nd victim.

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New iRiff: Hor-RIFF-ic: Friday the 13th!

Down to Earth maniac, Gary Slasher, and his delightfully dead wife, Erin, are set to tackle one of the most important horror movies ever -- 1980’s Friday the 13th.

Sean Cunningham’s classic is dissected by the sharp tongues of this deadly duo whose bitterness over not having made it big in the horror industry has driven them mad.

In order to avoid any potential accidental injury while viewing, please review the following:

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