They are NOT happy campers! Gary and Erin Slasher (the rippers of riffing) are back again to slice up another helpless horror movie for their own sick amusement, and yours as well.

The Slashers are back!  Gary Slasher - the madman of movie riffs and his wife Erin Slasher - the corpse of commentary.

Still bitter about not being accepted by the horror “in” crowd they have decided to take their revenge on Stephen King’s The Children of the Corn, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions’ 2^nd victim.

An uncompromising look at the world of bland adolescent dating rituals. Woody wants to take Ann to the “Hi-Teen Carnival,” but may only do so under the strictest of conditions. Asking her to go with him, for example, is not permissible. Apparently it is an unforgivable offense to ask a girl a direct question. The date does take place, against all odds, and the teeners attend a rave more wild and debauched than anything the denizens of Zion could imagine.* Urban legend holds that this short was written by Ed Wood, though I’d say it’s far too well plotted.

Ahh the Philippines.  A lovely island nation off the Asian coast, the Philippines boasts a rich culture that flows over all its seven thousand plus islands.

And the soda, ahh the tasty soda.

What?  I just thought we could take some time and talk about Coca Cola and the Philippines, what's your problem?  It's not like I came up with it on my own, back in 1955 there was a whole film made on just that, and I've come to share it with you today.

Enjoy this short of highest quality, and don't forget to pick up some sugar-filled beverage to enjoy with it.

Rudy is the heartwarming story of a mentally handicapped young man and his struggle to shed his legacy of working at the Terminator factory on Mustafar for his father to play football for the largest and most powerful football team ever: NOTRE DAME'S FIGHTIN' IRISH! Rudy travels to the far away land of South Bend to acheive his lifelong dream, to become one of the 2,000 players of Golden Helmeted gods that are the NOTRE DAME! team. Rudy overcomes all odds and faces challenges he has never faced before( like women, alcohol, and the college life style)....

This daring film sparked a national dialog that led to the Truman Administration’s controversial “Thoughtfulness Index.” After a few cranky kids explain why they can’t be bothered with thoughtfulness, we spend way too much time with a disgustingly perfect family who are so darn thoughtful you’ll hurl. Their orgy of consideration and helpfulness escalates in bloody one-upmanship until each of them lies dead. Just foolin’. Nothing really happens.

The team that brings you QuipTracks breaks onto the public domain scene with QuipTracks: The Show!—a near half hour of old-fashioned riffing complete with video (including host segments)! No syncing necessary!

Episode 101 – Rocky Jones Space Ranger in "Escape Into Space"

Join Rocky Jones and his obnoxious sidekick, Winky, as they pursue Truck Harman, a traffiker of the "tarantula weed," who has, in fact, escaped into space.

The squirrel. Primarily , it's nature's-...whatever. Today we seek to tap the unlimited potential of the gold-mantled ground squirrel. Name's have been omitted due to anonymity rights, so our volunteer today has simply offered the moniker of 'Squeak' . Seemingly this is the only utterance or word our furry friend can speak or write.

Here they go again!  Hor-RIFF-ic Productions returns to the franchise that started it all: Friday the 13th Part 2.

Gary and Erin Slasher continue the assault on this beloved horror series with their lackey Satan in tow.

Will hard feelings over Jason’s success hold them back?  Not these horrid hellcats of hilarity. 

Once in every generation comes that rare movie which forever more defines that group's childhood.  For the Japanese it was Kimba the White Lion.  Unfortunately, those of us in America were stuck with the Lion King.  Join the future stars of Broadway's the Producers, the voice of Darth Vader and, of course, the 3rd villain in the Die Hard series for a musical romp* through the film that paved the way for High School Musical 2.