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Fire! Patty Learns What To Do - The Turkey Shoot with Scott Zee

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22 December 2010 - 2:20pm

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Emergency! Red Alert! Patty please advise! Patty please respond! All Patty report to duty stations! Patty ASSEMBLE!!! A seemingly-dramatic recreation has broken out in the San Fernando Valley, threatening the lives and livelihoods of simple farm-folk. All this seen through the eyes...of our narrator. Not so much through young Patty Garmen as the title might suggest. Yes, contorted irks may occur to the confused stylings of announcer Don McNamara, who apparently read the 'gag' copy all through the recording session.

Kids, though, will feel highly empowered towards the end of this short.This was the case for many atomic-era educationals. Why the child in you will feel the call to duty against the flaming red menace that endangers all.The slavic, borscht-eating inferno. The billows of vodka-swilling godlessness. Needing to be stamped out and doused upon by big, American hoses! But, then we'll all learn Patty's big lesson,..and fart at it.

So grab your axe and keep down low. 'The Turkey Shoot' is about to roll from the station. Oh,..and watch-out for the backdraft. I think it's like..fire..or..something.

Great voice acting. Up there with Kevin Murphy. Quips are fast and non stop. 16min of goodness. Keep up the good work!

Very funny. Loved it. great job!

that was really, really good. a few parts are still running around in my head and making me laugh out loud - which is...nice. great job - can't wait to hear more. riff on!....monkey

Good thing: Many quips are hilarious and well-timed; a very serious short needing a good deflating. Bad thing: I don't think there's a 15-second gap between riffs. It's literally non-stop. Overall: A very nice addition to any riff library.

I was losing hope in iRiffs before your riff. The jokes were either laugh-out-loud hilarious or I didn't get them at all, so it's a little hard to rate, but I definitely enjoyed it greatly. Your riffing reminds me of what I liked about Joel.

This was a very funny riff, in a very different way from most of the others out there. You have an interesting riffing style and a good voice for it. Basically all silly voices and schticking. If you do a movie, I'd suggest getting somebody else in there to balance you out, but for shorts you don't need to worry about it. Great work!