Admit it: Humans are idiots.
Though the Red Cross does its darndest to guilt you into staying safe, you're bound to dig your own grave and crawl in. Even if you DO try and protect yourself, every household appliance, vehicle, hobby, sport and innocent diversion is gunning for you. We'd suggest you crawl into the fetal position and pray to whatever god your worship, but chances are he (or she, or they) will kill you too. Either way, the Red Cross is there to scoop up your miserable corpse and make fun of it.
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