Buckle up and hang on tight- the discovery of a parallel universe launches you into the adventure of a... oh, who are we kidding? It's Super Mario Brothers, I can't write this with a straight face.
Bursting onto the scene with witty repartee and mild inebriation the Emergency Riffcast System proudly presents their debut iRiff, Super Mario Brothers. Sean Kuczmarski, Mike Haka, and Jack Thorp bravely suit up and follow these plumbers into the soft, squishy underside of New York plumbing. We ask the hard questions: Why are they Mario Brothers if one of them is a Luigi? Is Bowser the missing link between Gamera and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? What did we just step in?
The ERS consists of Sean Kuczmarski, Mike Haka, and Jack Thorp. A trio of Michigan engineers out to prove that everything is funny if you dismantle it far enough.
Comments
Sorry about the no NTSC issue. It has been fixed. I am just a writer and I had to figure the system out.
I'm riffing real life now. How do I stop before I get hurt?
Just finished this iRiff. A few good jokes (most notably "OPRAH SMASH!"). But mostly way too much dead air. I would suggest getting some more writers and really going to town. This movie deserves it so much.
Thanks for the constructive criticism. This was our first riffing and we want feedback. If you have any suggestions for jokes we would be happy to hear them.
I'm riffing real life now. How do I stop before I get hurt?
Good job on the iRiff. I hope you guys stick with it. I can see some potential for future riffs.