Charming is scarcely the word for this disturbing short film that dissects the relationship of the two most unlikable human beings on the planet. Come along on a dull adventure featuring the tepid romance (?) of two people who, the narrator helpfully reminds us at the beginning, are doomed to...
What's the best way to save money on actors? Did you say "hire B-list talent"? Oooooh, CLOSE! The real answer is "never show your character!" And in the case of this educational short from the 40s, that's exactly what happens with the death-dealing title...
Nothing could possibly add more excitement to the sport of bowling. Nothing, that is, except huge splashes of gaudy color garishly slathered across the local bowling alley! The good people at Brunswick invite you to an enchanted fairyland of bowling wonder, courtesy of their amazing line of...
Driving. Tomorrow. Tomorrow's drivers are likely to be the same drivers you drove with yesterday. The guy who goes to Starbuck's despite their inexplicably awful coffee. The lady who keeps swerving in and out of traffic while she pages through music on her iPod and texts her friends. The tubby...
There comes a special moment in every person's life. That moment is when their friends conspire against them on their birthday to attempt to prevent even MORE birthdays, by causing a cardiac arrest when they all leap out and scream "SURPRISE" at them. For Jean, this moment is now....
It's the Justice League to the rescue... right after they get done doing some petty bickering in their super-stylish condo, that is. Join me as I poke fun at some less-than-super heroes in this, the iRiff of the JLA Pilot! Now, I know what you're thinking... "But that was never released on...
By now you know, but it's more of the same: Natives run around, women scream, there's space-agey stuff, and it's all completely incomprehensible.
Watch as the action (?) is mocked soundly in Chapter 7 of "The Lost City"!
Script and performance by Matt Nelson, special...
Meet Jack and Nora. Jack is pretty sure he loves Nora, because she's much better than that dame Jill he dumped who left him high and dry at the bottom of a hill with nothing to show for it but a bucket of water. Nora, on the other hand, isn't so sure. How can she know whether or not the aching...
When you think of zoos, you think of lions and tigers (and potentially ursine members). Well, we're having none of that today. Instead, I present to you chitinous monstrosities in the hands of children. Feast your eyes on theirs (all eight billion of them) and their shiny carapaces.
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Snow. Mounds upon mounds of coronary-inducing, backbreaking white wretchedness. And our children are heartily enticed, nay, encouraged to romp in this hateful frozen substance. Join me as we see what kind of reindeer games the kids can come up with - other than the Hypothermia Shiver.
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Featuring narration by Hollywood legend Jimmy Stewart, we follow five miserably wretched drivers as they weave their way about the city until one of them manages to turn themselves into a fine pink smear. (Well, grey smear; this is a black-and-white film, after all!) Will it be the down-on-her-...
Kittens. Nature's candy. Wait, no, that's raisins. But they are fascinating, and this short seeks to unravel the mystery that is the kitten like a fuzzy ball of yarn. Not unlike the balls of yarn that would be played with by... A KITTEN. Oh, they are an enigma. What drives them? What motivates...
Just in time for the holiday season, a special to warm your heart and your trigger finger -- the very special Dragnet episode, "A Gun For Christmas". Meet Stanley, the boy who gets the aforementioned gun. He's your average nine-year-old boy... WITH AN URGE TO KILL. Can the intrepid...
