In 1984, Stewart Raffill wrote and directed "The Ice Pirates." He would later direct "Mac and Me" and "Mannequin 2: On the Move."
If that doesn't clue you in, I don't know what will.
The One Man Band, already in enough of a pickle having to watch the movie in the first place, is in double trouble when he wakes up to find the rocket containing the film he tried to stop has been drifting through space for 3 million years, and the only companion for light-years is the PPD-3200, a "terminally cheerful" computer program. With friends like these,
Fear, an emotion that cripples so many. Be it fear of heights, insects, large crowds, or giving a lecture at an insect convention on top of the Empire State Building, we all fear one thing or another. What is one to do about it? Well, Encyclopedia Britanica has the answer in a little short from 1953 entitled "Don't Be Afraid."
Young weenie Billie is afraid of the dark and his mother gives him a long winded lecture about fear. What words of 1950's wisdom does she have to offer?
Get ready for some laughs and giggles with this 19 minute short from a rediculously scewed filmwriter's perception. This short will make you wish you weren't laughing for the fear of death by laughter is available with the purchase of "How much affection" by me, Stepheninreston. This movie is a sex ed/love prep type of instructional films supposed to instruct someone how to love. From my standpoint the movie is for how to blow out your brains. Join me in my adventure of losing braincells, but you will lose less because of the jokes instore. Ride the Step
A free short film mocked by Circus Peanut Gallery!
Still wondering what to be when you grow up? Provided you're not in the irreverent sub-culture known as the "Toys R Us Kids", this is a question that haunts us from the moment our parents wanted to put us to work.
Circus Peanut Gallery found this short film from 1973 (the year Monica Lewinsky was born!) which hopes to answer that question for a motley group of pre-teens as they stumble through the suburbs.
Rowboats and gasoline and mini-bikes, oh my! What could possibly go wrong when the “Danger Dodgers” (a group of juvenile multi-racial misfits) embark on one careless misadventure after another. Fortunately, Safety Woman is there to rescue them and the results are outright hilarity in this 70’s safety film. So throw on your lifejacket and safety helmet, hit the hiking trail and enjoy “Safety in Danger.” It just might save your life.
Have you ever looked over at your neighbors yard and found yourself thinking, "Gee, the grass really is greener over there"? Have you ever wished maybe you could leave your old lawn behind and experience the many wonders of a new, strange lawn? Have you then wished that you could replace that new lawn with Jack-O-Lanterns and bat corpses? Then this is the movie for you!
After celebrating another dreary Halloween, Pumpkin King (also, Mattress King) Jack Skellington discovers a gateway to the world of Christmas.
This was the FINAL installment in the original GAMERA film series, and is quite possibly the WORST! Evil alien invaders (AGAIN? Don’t these stupid aliens ever learn?) from the planet Zanon attack Earth in an Imperial Star Destroyer they apparently borrowed from Darth Vader. Earth is now under the protection of a trio of alien Superwomen, but Zanon has its own EVIL alien Superwoman to combat them. Zanon also revives ALL of Gamera’s old opponents—Gaos, Zigra, Viras, Jiger, Guiron, and Barugon—to attack Japan.
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This is my first riff on the funky kung fu classic "Enter The Dragon". This 70s punch fest has everything you could want from fake limbs, afros and slowed down fight scences! Bruce Lee and cinematic cheese at some of it's finest complete with wah guitar and platform shoes!!!
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BLOOD FEAST – 1963 – 67min – NTSC - Blood Color
When a man has 3 first names, he can either become president or create sloppy sadistic shiz-nit like the cranberry heap that is ‘BLOOD FEAST’
Herschell Gordon Lewis (the self proclaimed Wizard of Gore’ and King of all Pop),brings us a heart-ripping good yarn about a horrid little elf with a big stew pot and shmutzy pants. Chef Ramses (Oh, F-us) serves his guests “the food of the Gods’ using freshly killed playboy bunnies.
Charlie Brown can't get a break no matter what time of the year it is, and the holiday-hits just keep on coming for him. Stuck with one of the worst costumes in history and given nothing to eat but rocks, Charlie Brown doggedly refuses to acknowledge the fact that everyone in the world totally hates his guts.











