After Neelix, holo-lungs. a hall of mirrors, and space clouds, Star Trek: Voyager finally decides to shape up and get serious when the crew discovers a wormhole that leads to the Alpha Quadrant.That's the good quadrant. Unable to fit through the wormhole, the crew instead tries to use it to send a message to a Romulan ship that, for some reason...
Some of mankind’s greatest science fiction is about UFOs. Close Encounters of the Third Kind… Plan 9 From Outer Space, I guess. But this is not great science fiction. It is still, however, about UFOs. Kind of.
If you like your sci-fi filled small rooms full of sweaty Air Force guys hanging...
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When you think of "action star," who do you think of? Arnold Schwarzenegger? Sylvester Stallone? If you said "The guy who played Joey on 'Friends'," then this movie is for you (and get some help)! It's the nobody-asked-for reboot of the 1960's...
A terrible force is growing in the deserts of New Mexico. Man’s ancient enemy grows stronger and more powerful with each passing day. Their numbers grow as we live our complacent, happy lives. All the while they plot against us, drawing strength from our own atomic weapons. Of course I can mean only one enemy. The...
Did you feel that? The ground is moving, something's under there! Oh wait, somebody was just shaking with laughter after watching the newest Hor-RIFF-ic Productions victim: TREMORS!
Gary and Erin Slasher, along with Satan and a gaggle of their freakiest friends, are ready to drag this cult classic down and kick sand in...
OH NOES! Jean-Luc Picard is a Borg! Whatever shall we do? Well, a few months later we're gonna start off the new season with some slam-bang action, THAT'S what we're gonna do! If we're the people making ST:TNG. But we're not. We're people viewing it 15 years later and mocking it, so WE are going to riff the hell out of it. You absolutely must...
Do you ever get tired of your cat teleporting away just as you have them cornered? Tired of the total hypnotic control they have over the women in your life? Tired of choreographed dances and plots to take over the world? I'm sure many of us find these traits inherit in our cats annoying, perhaps even scary. ...
Two reasons you should buy this riff: One its slightly cheaper, and two it has "Chad Vader free" writen in nice friendly letters all over it. This is a fun romp at one of Lucas' lesser achievements. This being our first Riff track it didn't take us long to get our rythm. There are alot of obscure...
Imagine another world filled with mighty warriors and evil sorcerers fighting over a stronghold of great power, power to rule over all of creation!
Now imagine that world didn't have the budget to show itself and had to stage much of their battle in a low populated American town.
Yes it's Masters of the Universe, a...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far way, the final chapter in an epic saga was complete. But enough about the final episode of "The OC". Instead, let's talk about the Return of the Jedi. A movie where Jedi use rocks instead of lightabers. Where cute little teddy bears wage war on a huge military force. Where a planet-killing battle...