Usually Johnny's ghost roomies won't let the poor guy have a good night's sleep. This week, though, he turns the tables, as he awakens the three phantom ladies for an emergency viewing (?) of a chapter of 1934's RETURN OF CHANDU, starring Bela Lugosi.
Follow Lugosi's adventures as Chandu, a 1930's action hero only...
You will be unable to see anything clearly.
You will be unable to hear anything clearly.
You will have no idea what is going on.
This movie may be 80 years old, but it will leave YOU feeling 80 years old.
This is the Return of Chandu!
If you aren’t familiar with any of Chandu...
Journey with us once again to exotic and mysterious lands filled with warbly music and jumpy, monochromatic characters. Yes, it's the Return of Chandu with BELA LUGOSI!
Thrill to the mystery and suspense: How many times in a single episode can Princess Nadji of Egypt...
As Benjamin Franklin so eloquently observed, after three days, fish and houseguests begin to stink.
Of course, when your houseguest is an expatriate Egyptian Princess, and her unconscious body is swapped with the mummified corpse you keep in the living room, she'll probably start to stink even earlier, and, quite frankly, you only...
If a princess were to visit the United States, one would expect her to be flanked by several armed gaurds sworn to defend her with their lives right? Well one would be wrong apparently. In chapter 1 of The Return of Chandu, the princess Nadji of Egypt has come for a visit to Bel Air, California with absolutely no protection...
Dead people should not be walking around.
Dead people should lie down. And stay lying down. Anything else is generally a bad situation.
First, you have zombies. They eat people. Living people, who generally do just fine walking around, because they don't eat brains of other walking-around people.
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Throughout the history of mankind, young men have heard the Call of the Sea, beckoning them to travel across the globe and find their fortune.
And as long as there have been young men to hear the Call of the Sea, the echoed reply has been:
"Are you kidding me?!? Live on some leaky old boat with a bunch of smelly dudes? For,...
A car guided by remote control sails off a cliff and explodes into flame!
This is the end of the serial, right? RIGHT? Sadly, movie serials are like that bad girlfriend in college––a fickle, deceptive, miserable whore who rips your heart out and stomps...
The Rocket Man plummets to his death. Or does he?
Will Jeff survive? Will the viewer stay awake? Is Jeff a proper name for a guy with a rocket on his back? Who is Doctor Vulcan? Is he a member of Science Associates? Is he simply a nerd in front of a very big spotlight? Is he...
The earth is doomed.
Of course, this is hardly news. The signs are clear: War. Injustice. Pushing Daisies was cancelled while The Bachelorette mercilessly continues. Yes, we all live in constant awareness of the impending apocalypse, but no one takes any action to avert our terrible...