Have you ever looked over at your neighbors yard and found yourself thinking, "Gee, the grass really is greener over there"? Have you ever wished maybe you could leave your old lawn behind and experience the many wonders of a new, strange lawn? Have you then wished that you could replace that new lawn with Jack-O-Lanterns and bat corpses? Then this is the movie for you!
After celebrating another dreary Halloween, Pumpkin King (also, Mattress King) Jack Skellington discovers a gateway to the world of Christmas.
This is my first riff on the funky kung fu classic "Enter The Dragon". This 70s punch fest has everything you could want from fake limbs, afros and slowed down fight scences! Bruce Lee and cinematic cheese at some of it's finest complete with wah guitar and platform shoes!!!
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BLOOD FEAST – 1963 – 67min – NTSC - Blood Color
When a man has 3 first names, he can either become president or create sloppy sadistic shiz-nit like the cranberry heap that is ‘BLOOD FEAST’
Herschell Gordon Lewis (the self proclaimed Wizard of Gore’ and King of all Pop),brings us a heart-ripping good yarn about a horrid little elf with a big stew pot and shmutzy pants. Chef Ramses (Oh, F-us) serves his guests “the food of the Gods’ using freshly killed playboy bunnies.
Charlie Brown can't get a break no matter what time of the year it is, and the holiday-hits just keep on coming for him. Stuck with one of the worst costumes in history and given nothing to eat but rocks, Charlie Brown doggedly refuses to acknowledge the fact that everyone in the world totally hates his guts.
Sequels, prequels, remakes, and re-imaginings...for years, it seemed Hollywood had run out of ideas. But then came the Underworld series, with the most original concept yet: Vampires and werewolves fighting each other! And it only took a solitary sequel before the makers realized, "Hey! Let's make movies that happened BEFORE the first one! It worked for Lucas, right?"
Yes, for those who simply CAN'T WAIT for the new Twilight movies, this will wet your appetite for blandness and crappy vampire on werewolf action. And yes we do imply both meanings to th
Hor-RIFF-ic Productions takes it's first stab at one of the original horror franchises. In doing so, Gary and Erin will attempt to survive one of the strangest sequels ever devised: Halloween III - Season of the Witch!
Never heard of it? Assume you must have seen it at some point but just don't recall? Don't be so sure, once you've seen Halloween III, you never forget. Scared? Good, that's kind of our thing!
What can you expect to find in your pillow case this Halloween?
- Druids!
- Irish Robots!
- Catchy Jingles! <
Remember the days when you were clean? So does the Navy. A powerful and metallic gray Navy with massive fleets of battleships and carriers. You may say, "That's great, but are the bathrooms clean?" So begins the saga of men and machines and water closets. So let's take a look behind the scenes at the real warriors of onboard tidiness. These are the true men and occasional transvestite who's efforts transformed the Navy from brave battleships to wussy dinghies. Watch and be cleansed!
Movies have taught us an awful lot about robots. They're stronger, faster, and smarter than us. Their emotionless faces of tempered steel can hide a childlike sense of innocence and wonder, or an unquenchable thirst for murder and destruction. They'll take our jobs. They'll steal our hearts. And one day, they'll probably all rise up and kill us.
Countless 8 year-old boys who grew up in the 80s -- the only decade in the modern era that considered Rick Moranis "funny" -- spent many an afternoon playing with Transformers, if they had expertly whined enough to force their Mom into buying them some. These boys would often spend hours crouched around the little plastic toys, concocting stories that never fully made sense with characters they didn't particularly care about because it was all an excuse to get to the next fight scene wherein cars that turn into robots engage in rock 'em sock 'em kickboxing for galactic supremac
Sid Davis brings us the story of a young Chicano boy with a very flat nose who pines for a way out of the all the fun he's been having at other peoples' expense. Features exploding palm trees, Art of Noise fight scenes and our favorite...NARRATION OVER ADR! mmm..mmm..bad
- 27 minutes -video & audio AVI - NTSC
'I spit on your counter...'











