Silly women with their emotions and lack of reasoning. And not to mention their physical weakness! Boy, the fifties and sixties sure had it right. Women need to be constantly reminded that they can easily be taken advantage of. Take the walking piles of jelly that fill this short film.
Seriously, though, I love women. They’re awesome and not at all weaker than men. And they cause me to use a voice and pattern of speech I can only describe as somewhere between a bad Woody Allen impression and a bad Jerry Lewis impression.
This is a VOD presentation with a little added sketch at the end called “Clone Wars“, just because I love you.