A half naked Dolph Lundgren runs around New Jersey with a vegetarian in skin-tight spandex, a droopy-faced midget, and a mechanic with a bad mustache. They do battle with the GMILF-loving, bondage-crazed Skeletor. Skeletor's minions, Bondage Barbie, Eyepatch, some Power Ranger villain wannabes, and some bootleg Stormtroopers. George Lucas should've sued somebody over this one.
