Matthew J Elliott is a British writer and performer who lives in the town that spawned Georgie Fame, author of Lost Horizon James Hilton, Colin “Chariots of Fire” Welland (his actual middle names, believe it or not), and, apparently, the guy who invented the Spinning Jenny during the Industrial Revolution, but never thought to patent it.

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka runs a website. This website is on the internet. It is called "Something Awful" and you may access this website by typing www.somethingawful.com in whatever device you typically use to accomplish internet-related tasks.

James Lileks was born in Fargo North Dakota, the son of Norman Rockwell and Betty Crocker. He attended the University of Minnesota for seven years, attending class for five; at the Minnesota Daily he started writing a column that has continued in the Twin Cities market for thirty years.

Chad Vader is the younger brother of Darth Vader. He was horribly disfigured in a boyhood accident involving a bicycle, an embankment and a volcano. His life was saved by a hand-me-down life support suit from his older brother, but unfortunately the suit was not able to save Chad's social life. Chad became a stockboy at Empire Market and eventually worked his way up to Day Manager. His main goal is to become General Manager, but he would also settle for a career as a movie star.

Mary Jo Pehl is a former writer and villain on Mystery Science Theater 3000. In addition to playing the evil nemesis Pearl Forrester, she also played an array of bit parts, including a space mom, an overly-friendly neighbor, a trailer trash party girl, and Jan-In-The-Pan, a head without a body.

Bridget (Jones) Nelson was a writer and performer on Mystery Science Theater 3000 playing such roles as Nuvenna: Woman Of The Future, Drunk Girl, Lisa Loeb and Mr. B Natural.

Since then she has devoted herself to the very important job of being Mrs. Michael J. Nelson. She spends much of her time looking for things he has misplaced and raising their two young sons.

Bridget is a regular speaker at marriage seminars, and Christian woman's events.

Neil Patrick Harris continues to demonstrate his creative versatility as Barney in the hit CBS comedy series HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. He just wrapped a reprised self portraying role in the feature film comedy HAROLD AND KUMAR 2.

Born and raised in Shaker Heights, OH, Willard began his career by spending a year at Chicago's famed Second City.

Willard's improvisational performance as "Buck Laughlin" in the film "Best in Show" earned him the Boston Society of Film Critics Award for Best Supporting Actor, the American Comedy Award for Funniest Performance by a Supporting Actor, nominations for Best Supporting Actor from the New York Film Critics and The National Film Critics Society and the Official Selection Award from AFI.

"Weird Al" Yankovic, the undisputed king of pop culture parody, has sold more comedy recordings than any other artist in history. In a career spanning nearly three decades, he has amassed 28 Gold and Platinum albums, 7 Gold and Platinum-certified home videos and 3 Grammy Awards (with 9 nominations).